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[charmprince]

This is some kind of joke, right?

Because if my shoes try to outrun me one more time, I'm going to go barefoot, I swear upon everything that's holy.

Who's been casting around like a flopping fish and managed to do this? I promise I won't... hurt you. Too badly. All I need is for you to fix it and bygones'll be bygones. Alternately, if you know

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[voice]

[firebornfidelis]

Unfortunately, I have a feeling this is another effect of the Mist or something related to it. It will probably stop in a few days but until then there really isn't much to be done.

[voice]

[charmprince]

A few days? How are any of us supposed to sleep when the bed's going all venus-fly-trap on us?

[video]

[sonvisage]

You could try. I was able to calm some of my dresses through the aid of music ...until the records started attacking.

They were hell bent on suicide, it seems.

[video]

[charmprince]

I'm not sure I want sharpedged things flying at me, and all my singing voice would do is make them angry, I bet.

Charm's got no effect on stockings, too.

[video]

[sonvisage]

Charms? [She's heard Lupin mention charms many times, so she's totally mistaking it for the same thing.] Are you a wizard as well?

[video]

[charmprince]

Charm. One, not many. And no, not really a wizard, either. Just a very charming individual, not that it's doing me much good with these useless bits of clothing.

[video]

[bulletsforbaby]

[He's laughing already.]

Oh c'mon, it's not that bad. I think it's pretty fuckin' funny, to be honest.

[video]

[charmprince]

You haven't had the 'pleasure' of putting on a garterbelt that's trying to choke you. I'll be sure to send one of my stockings your way and see how you like it.

I have no idea why the people here love to wear so many clothes, but it's really dangerous, obviously.

[video]

[bulletsforbaby]

Hey, don't judge. Some people are into that.

[Weird-ass people, but whatev. Never say never!]

Kind of a fire hazard, too. I saw one chick yesterday who looked like she was wearin' wads of colored tissue, of all goddamn things.

[video]

[charmprince]

But I'm not into-- oh, god, you saw her too? I'm pretty sure that even if it's not tissue, cloth like that might still burn-- my eyes, if nothing else.

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[neckcracker]

[There's just the sound of laughter at first.]

What a bunch of idiots! Being held hostage by your own-

[The insult stops abruptly at the sound of a sharp *smack*. It switches from the voice to video function, just in time to show Rokuro with a hand to his forehead.

Guess who just got smacked with his own Forge.]

Video

[charmprince]

I see there's still poetic justice in the world.

Video

[neckcracker]

[Aaaaand commence yelling.]

I'll destroy you, you piece of shit! I'll turn you into a glorified paper weight!

[The Forge appears to be holding its own.]

Video

[charmprince]

[You'll have to excuse her, she'll just be watching this show and holding an angry striped stocking at arm's length. She might not be laughing at you yet, but rest assured, it's coming.]

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[chairyontop]

Shoes, huh? What about the rest of your clothes? Are those trying to outrun you, too? Because I might be able to come over and lend a hand, you know.

Voice

[charmprince]

[Snicker.]

Ah, I got most of them. All that's left is stockings and shoes. The garter gave me some trouble, but not enough to stop me.

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[chairyontop]

[You know you were asking for it.]

Maybe you should have your phone-thingie on at all times in case they try to run off again.

Voice

[charmprince]

[She sees what you're trying to do there, John.]

So you can rescue me from murderous clothes?