[ Video 003 ]

[knows_it_all]

[ Steam swirls in playful loops before the lens as the Forge is flicked on. A single hand reaching around front of the camera corrects the focus, and redirects the angle. Across the way a slender shower stall with opaque curtains can be seen, and from within the shower itself a voice can be heard humming a little off-tune

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Voice

[i_love_squats]

I still don't understand why you shower with your helmet on!

Voice

[knows_it_all]

Because you do stuff like this!

Voice

[i_love_squats]

Well, I wouldn't do stuff like this if you didn't do stuff like that!

Voice

[knows_it_all]

You have no respect for my privacy!

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[ladyofthesouth]

[She seems to be watching intently, though whether or not it's just to bother him is up for interpretation.]

Is that all there is? How disappointing.

video ROFL

[knows_it_all]

...Stop ogling me like I'm meat!

This?

[ He gestures to himself. ]

Is not on the menu!

...And for the record, smaller portions are considered delicacies! So there!

video SHE HAD TO

[ladyofthesouth]

[Oh but you are meat, you silly, delicious man.]

[And now she's pressing her fingers to her mouth, which doesn't do much to conceal a grin.]

Oh, dear. Not too small, I hope. I don't think I can suffer another let down so soon.

video SHE IS AWFUL

[knows_it_all]

Oh, boohoo if you suffer, huh?

[fingersloophole]

...SOLDIERS are strange.

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[knows_it_all]

We are not.

[ Grumpypants is being grumpy. I blame the cannibalistic babe above. ]

[fingersloophole]

I can count the number of times I've showered with a helmet on one hand.

Actually, I can't, because I don't have negative fingers.

I would be more concerned with Fair distributing your footage in the next edition of SOLDIERS Gone Wild.

[knows_it_all]

You're not helping me any by saying that where he can hear you.

[halcyonthird]

[If yoki were somehow measured in derp, and it were multiplied say, oh I don't know NINE THOUSAND TIMES. This would accurately describe the massive force fueling this forgepost. And this. This takes an actual wince to stay quiet. To not snicker. To just pleasantly offer an opinion.]

Interesting.

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[knows_it_all]

...Oi.

Hi, Irene.

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[knows_it_all]

IRENE?!!?!

[ Scrambling to tug the towel up higher. As if he has anything else to cover beside naked pecks. ]

[voice]

[halcyonthird]

Hello, Kunsel.

[Public displays of affection ...sometimes frowned upon, but apparently public displays of showering ...completely normal? You humans are very frequently odd, you know that?]

[Can you hear this smile? She hopes so.]

Not to worry. I saw nothing.

But. The, ah ...towel? A word of caution? You might not want to raise it any higher. [Or else you'll be feeding the Abyssals trolls.]

[girl_unlocking]

Um.

Uhhhhhhhh.

[FLAILING. FLAILING. FLAILLLLLLLLING.]

[knows_it_all]

DON'T LOOK!

[ Hand over Forge lens. ]

[girl_unlocking]

[AHDKAHDKAJK WHAT ARE YOU DOING SJAGSJGAJ]

This! Is like that cable channel I'm not supposed to watch but I so do because OH MY GOD WHAT.

WHY ARE YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU.

[THIS IS THE SOUND OF FLAILING INTO A PILLOW. ONLY SOME OF THE SQUEE MAKES IT OUT.]

[knows_it_all]

[ Still with his hand over the Forge lens. ]

...You watch what?!

No, don't answer that. Please don't answer that.