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Dec 09, 2010 20:05

Hey, Elena.

It looks like you won. Fancy that, huh?

elena, priscilla, !kunsel

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...what, she was concerned. yetsleeping December 10 2010, 01:21:40 UTC

...well, at least you're not dead.

[...]

Not that I know who you are. Who are you?

Bawww! That's touching, Miss Pris~! knows_it_all December 10 2010, 01:28:43 UTC

Of course I'm not dead!

[ Pride's hurt a bit, but that's all. ]

My name's Kunsel, by the way.

SHE IS HOPELESS. yetsleeping December 10 2010, 01:31:35 UTC

Lucky you.

[She still sounds a little annoyed. But also a little relieved. Because no one wants Luciela eating the citizens, I'm just saying.]

Mrmph. Well... hello, Kunsel. I'm Priscilla.

[...]

Hopefully everyone else is alive, too?

Yeah, and I hope she never changes! knows_it_all December 10 2010, 01:34:22 UTC

I know who you are. It's nice to actually get to talk to you, though!

[ Pause. ]

...Hey, hey! What do you mean you hope everyone else is alive? Of course they are!

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Voice wellsuited December 10 2010, 14:52:00 UTC

Hey, I did, didn't I...

[Sinking in...the rush of victory...]

I did! Ha!

Sorry Kunsel, I don't mean to gloat or anything.

[A pause. Sorry, she can't help herself.]

Ha!

Voice knows_it_all December 10 2010, 15:00:26 UTC

[ Obviously Elena's not too used to winning. That's a shame. She's adorable when she's gloating, even at his expense. ]

Yup.

But you won, so you can gloat all you like. And you know what else that means?

[ PRIVATE ]
I gotta fight in the Arena. Looks like you got some work ahead of you, finding me an opponent. Just... no posters or anything, alright?

Private wellsuited December 10 2010, 15:15:57 UTC

Right! Don't worry, I'll definitely make sure that you win. And that you look good while you're doing it! You'll be welcome at the Arena anytime, which, I know what you said, but it always helps to have that in your hip pocket, you know? You never know when you might need to make a few quick ivories.

[She really hadn't thought about merchandising him too much. Really. But...]

I did think of a nickname for you! Don't you even want to hear that?

Kunsel the Knightmare! With a 'k'. Because your helmet kind of looks like a Knight's. And a Nightmare is something scary to face.

Get it? It really look great on a poster.

Private knows_it_all December 10 2010, 15:19:16 UTC

[ That metallic thwak that you hear? Is his hand facepalming his helmet. ]

...It sounds kind of--

[ Corny. ]

--no, you know what? Go with it. It sounds great. But no posters, Elena. I'm not a poster kind of guy, and this is a one time deal for as long as I can find other work.

Besides, I prefer gathering information to fighting.

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Voice i_love_squats December 11 2010, 16:32:19 UTC

Do I even wanna know what you guys bet?

Voice knows_it_all December 11 2010, 22:00:10 UTC

You mean the stakes, or what we were betting on?

Voice i_love_squats December 11 2010, 22:13:25 UTC

Both, man. Both.

Voice knows_it_all December 11 2010, 22:14:39 UTC

She bet me the sun wouldn't rise the day following. I had nothing better to do, so I took her up on it.

Clearly I lost.

Now... I gotta fight for her in the Arena.

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