[Video | Accidental]

[tin_boy]

[Suddenly it's the inside of a partially painted room, chairs and tables against one wall, and glass-fronted cases beside an old-timey cash register on the other. Al looks about as defeated as a metal suit can look, and sinks into a chair.]

---yes. [Exasperated sigh.] I'm sure. I'm really, really sure.

[Dawn's voice is heard off-forge, a little too

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[ voice ]

[lonestray]

[Here is some chuckling. Some very drunk-sounding chuckling. And if you check the Forge ID, you may be in for a surprise.]

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

Hey you! Good for you! Did you get candy, too?

[off forge:]

Hey Al! Alllllllll. AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. LOOK WHO IS LAUGHING! This is like a Thankskapocalisp. Pocalypse. Of awesome!

Re: [voice]

[tin_boy]

Hahahaha, Dawn, Scar's laughing at you, too!

I mean... Scar's laughing at you!

[Long pause.]

Ahahahahahaha!

[voice]

[jaytodd]

... do an adult will have to come in and stop you kids?

[someone did not touch a single piece of his basket....]

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

[WHY SO SERIOUS, JAY? HOW ARE YOU NOT DRINKING?]

Refilling bottle! 's the weeeeeeirdest thing. [Laugh] Didn't you get a basket? Pfffft! We're FINE! The wine makes the almechy funner!

[voice]

[jaytodd]

Drink plenty of water and curse your lives tomorrow morning.

-wait a sec, did you say alchemy? Isn't that like driving, doing it while drunk's a really fucking bad idea?! [he might be a tiny slightly panicked at the idea. Who knows what can go wrong after all...]

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

Tch! There's no driving in acle--

--alchemy! Not even any cars here!

OHMYGOD I SHOULD SEE IF WE COULD GET A RIDE ON HELEN'S MOTORBIKE!

[voice]

[popparazzi]

[Cue Hughes laughing at you two. He's glad to see that you seem to be in better spirits, Dawn. And Al, well, he's always happy to see you.]

I'm glad to see you kids are having fun.

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

[HEY IT'S IMPORTANT CORN GUY. Yeah, her brain to mouth filter is off:]

Hey Important Corn Guy! 'Sup?

[voice]

[popparazzi]

Not much! Besides the having fun bit, how are you two?

Re: [voice]

[tin_boy]

I'm good. Dawn is drunk.

So am I. I don't even know how that works.

Don't tell my brother, okay?

[voice]

[ignite_the_sky]

Awwwwwwwww... Al hazza girlfreeen... [Fades off into a fit of drunken giggles. Guess who's been staving off hangover by just consuming more!]

[voice]

[girl_unlocking]

[laughsnortflail] Pfffffft! 'snot like thaaaaaat. Not that there's anything wrong with Al, CAUSE THERE IS, LIKE NOT.

[Derpy, haughty, drunken airs]

I'm just involved with someone else.

[Something else is suddenly funny.]
So have you kissed Riza yet or what.

[voice]

[ignite_the_sky]

[Cue confusion.]

Why would I kiss'er? She don' like me like that.

Re: [voice]

[tin_boy]

Yes she does!

[Listen to Al snicker like he's 5.]

voice;

[elementally]

Oh, man. [Thank... God he's sober. Now, at least. And somewhat in pain.]

Are you guys okay?

Re: voice;

[tin_boy]

I'm great!

Hi!

[Al is waving at the forge, even though it is set to voice.]

voice;

[elementally]

G--uh?

Good! That's-- that's great.

Are you Al? [He sounds... somewhere between confused and amused.] I'm Hope, hi.

voice;

[girl_unlocking]

I AM AWESOME! HEY HOPE! I'M WEARING AL'S HEAD. ON MY HEA--

[CLANG!]

Oof! I'M FINE!