1st panic [[Voice]]

[rewindpendulum]

[[The Forge is turned on, accompanied by a high-pitched shriek and a collision. A nervous female voice begins to issue from the device.]]

H-hello?

[[Pause. Then-]]A-Allen? Lenalee? Kanda? Anyone? Um, this is Miranda. I...think I'm lost. That is, I'm not sure where I am at the moment. Er, I just woke up in this room and I definitely don't

Comments

[Voice]

[5_5david]

Wait. This is a kidnapping!?

[Voice] All in a days work~

[5_5david]

Exorcist? [Laughs] Like Linda Blair, fuck me father for I have sinned, spinning head exorcist?

[Voice]

[rewindpendulum]

...

F-f-f-Linda Blair?! I've never heard of her. And w-what exactly is a spinning head exorcist?

[OOC: Must run to bed now, will post in the morning! :D]

[Voice]

[5_5david]

Wait... You mean you were serious

[ooc: have a good sleeep~]

[Voice]

[rewindpendulum]

Y-yes, weren't you too?

Re: [Voice]

[5_5david]

[Bosco is - for once - shocked into silence.]

[He speaks very slowly.] You don't seem like the exorcist type, never mind the priest type.

[Voice]

[rewindpendulum]

[ooc: lol at Bosco and his silence]

I-it's true I'm not as strong as Allen or fast as Lenalee...there are times when I wonder why I'm an exorcist.

Oh, but I'm not a priest like Father Federico. I'm an exorcist!

[Miranda is under the assumption that both are two different things]

[Voice]

[5_5david]

...

So you get demons out of people for a living then?

[Voice]

[rewindpendulum]

Out of people? We kill demons, if that's what you mean, but we don't call them demons. They're Akuma and they're part of the Earl's plan to take over the world.

It's terrible...I sometimes feel that we're losing the war.

[Voice]

[5_5david]

[He pretends to follow along until the mention of the Earl and the war, both of which he's never heard of in a million years.] What the hell war is this?