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[wellsuited]

Observation and Intel are two of the things that Turks are trained in. We're good at it. And while my official report and corresponding flow chart aren't finished yet, I'm confident enough in my statistics to report one thing:

Sometimes? Men are just jerks.

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Voice | I just. I don't even know what to say about this.

[yetsleeping]

Are they? I didn't notice that, really...

Voice | ...or this

[wellsuited]

Well, that's because Crow wouldn't let a guy be a jerk to you.

Voice | .. /)_(\

[yetsleeping]

What? I don't think he'd care that much, really.

Voice |

[wellsuited]

Really? I guess I should enter him into the data then.

Text also!

[onetoignite]

You needed Official Turk Intel just for that? Huh.

Text | idkmybffmatt

[wellsuited]

You could've warned me! Since you're, you know, a man.

Text | now i want to change his journal name to that

[onetoignite]

Hey, if you want me playing double agent you need to put in a special request. I don't just turn on my own kind like that, you know.

Text | i'll buy the rename token AND post with the right journal sob.

[wellsuited]

Yeah.

[A couple of minutes later.]

Yeah.

[...A couple of minutes after that.]

So why is Mello that way, anyway?

[ Voice | Private ]

[uchihaweasel]

That is a very general statement... though I suppose there is still truth in it.

What happened?

[ Voice | Private ]

[wellsuited]

[Well...at least it's not the first time she's cringed and wished she could take her words back.]

Oh...I just...a business associate is just being a little difficult, that's all.

...You're not mad, are you?

[ Voice | Private ]

[uchihaweasel]

No, it isn't something that I take offense to.

However, I cannot help but notice, your choice of words is indicative of this sort of thing occurring regularly.

[ Voice | Private ]

[wellsuited]

[There's a relieved sigh at that.]

Good. Because I really didn't mean to include you. You've never...

[Wait, hasn't she told him that before?]

Anyway, I guess it does. I've always worked around men. It comes with the job, you know? And that much hasn't changed here. But there are some things...

I mean, I wear the suit but I'm really not a man.

[Err.]

In case you haven't noticed.

[ voice ]

[heartbetween]

[Guess who doesn't sound his usual chipper self?]

I guess they can be. But then, anyone can act like one, really.

[A tired sigh. And he hesitates a moment, but he can't resist the question.]

What happened?

[ voice ]

[wellsuited]

[And for the same reason, basically. They should bond.]

Yeah. But I still think men are better at it.

[Pause. Some hesitation on her part.]

Someone said something and...I guess I took it too personally.

Which, considering who it was, I shouldn't have.

[ voice ]

[heartbetween]

I guess that includes me, huh.

[He doesn't even sound offended. Just...tired.

And he partly wonders if he should even try, but that part of him that cares about everyone surfaces.]

It's hard not to take things personally sometimes. It doesn't matter who it is, hurts all the same.

What'd he say?

[ voice ]

[wellsuited]

Well...you seem to be pretty bad at it, actually.

[Which, in this case, is a compliment.]

He just kind of...made light of my feelings, I guess. Which isn't right, because usually I don't have any!

[voice]

[eternalscorpion]

...What sort of percentages are we talking about here?

[Private]

And women can be rather frustrating to deal with as well.

For example, I'm quite disappointed that you didn't have the courtesy to visit my home when I was there to meet you in person.

I would have been happy to give you a guided tour of the premises.

[voice]

[wellsuited]

Wait, I know I have that written down somewhere.

[Private]

Visit your--oh! That's right, Itachi lives with you.

He was just doing me a favor, really.