Pushin' up daisies

[scooterbird]

Oh, gack. It is my unfortunate duty to tell you that as of yesterday morning I am deceased. People who are alive should not feel like this. Pouring a revolting cup of \bQuil down my gullet is enough for me to approximate life in some zombie-like fashion for a limited amount of time. Fortunately, I backslide into the grave before anyone notices

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[bluetara2020]

I will refrain from making the very bad and completely tasteless zombie jokes that came to mind and just do this:

-hugs-

[chickenhat]

Handy tip for all my zombie friends:

Dead = Don't need to breathe

Back in your casket, you.

[scooterbird]

Yeth, mawthtuh. *thud*

[lonebear]

BTW, the beer was almost 2 years in bottle. kept on its side and in the dark the entire time.

[eibii]

Doctor's visit for appropriate antibiotics, Mucinex/guaifenesin, copious amounts of hot soup and tea, garlic garlic garlic, and if I don't risk a coughing fit in the middle, neti bottle followed by Nafrin.

The beer sounds like a nice moment of pampering, though. Omnom.

[scooterbird]

Nah, not for me. I'm just gonna 'Quil it and have some tea, and risk going back to work tomorrow. And I'm not even gonna wear pants.