duane barry, ascension, 3, one breath
ETA: I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO DELETE THIS ENTRY BUT LUCKILY WAS ABLE TO RETRIEVE IT. THE COMMENTS WERE KINDA LOST THOUGH. I AM MADE OF FAIL SHUT UP
Steve Railsback (Duane) was awesome. Ratboy was ratty. Mulder was frantic, and tired, and sleepless, and full of drama, and was being watched by a vampire while having sex with a vampire in spe. SRSY WHUT. Missy was all about feelings and confessions. Maggie was all elegant drama. Skinman had totally died in 'Nam. Frohike wore a tuxedo. Langly wore one of his tees. Byers was not helping. Scully had big boobs.
Good times.
1. "Hi, I'm Abraham Lincoln and I taught Mulder all he knows about neckwear."
2. As deftly summed up here
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3. Is this Scully's office? Gasp! What is that? A desk? Mulder, PAY ATTENTION. Entities "Scully" and "desk" (where "desk" belongs to "Scully") CAN exist in the same spacetime. NO. PAY ATTENTION. DESK. SCULLY.
4. THAT ONE'S FOR SCULLY, THAT ONE'S FOR SCULLY'S OVA, AND THAT ONE'S FOR MAKING ME WEAR WOMEN'S JEWELRY
5. "You mean the script says I have to secks a promiscuous vampire now? NOOOES!"
6. I'M IN UR BELLY, STEALIN' UR OVA (I'M SORRY, OK? but someone HAD to say it)
7. "Don't worry Mulder, we'll get Scully's ova back (although for nothing LOL)"
8. MtVS Y/Y?
9. "Just because Scully's gone and a subject of inhuman tests doesn't mean I can't do some part-time modelling in doorways."
10. Your healthy daily dose of Muldersweat!
11. "Huh, that wasn't so bad. I MEAN UM OH SCULLY I MISS YOU SO MUCH"
12. Ohai thar Charlie Scully. What's that, Charlie Scully? You're a collective hallucination of the Scully family? Huh? You don't ever wanna be seen on the show again? Sure thing, Charlie Scully!
13. I'MA CHARGIN' MAH BB GUN (BB guns are fun. I also liked playing with them. They're good times! However, I never shot any snakes! Bad Dana!)
14. "You can feel her. Here. NO! NOT HER BOOBS! PAY ATTENTION FOX I MEAN MULDER"
15. THE EYES, THEY BURN, THE TUXEDO, IT DOES NOTHING
16. Dumbfounded Mulder Is Dumbfounded. I think he's not alone in that.
17. Why is the 2 missing from the door? Explain plz? Also: YAY MELISSA.
18. "SHADOW GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES BROKE MY APARTMENT! THIS IS WHERE MY TAX DOLLARS GO"
19. The way he smiles after hearing she woke up breaks my heart in a million pieces every freakin' time.
20. NO SCULLY EW DON'T TOUCH THAT CROSS EW EW YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN EW. (But still: so cute!)
Steve Railsback (Duane) was awesome. Ratboy was ratty. Mulder was frantic, and tired, and sleepless, and full of drama, and was being watched by a vampire while having sex with a vampire in spe. SRSY WHUT. Missy was all about feelings and confessions. Maggie was all elegant drama. Skinman had totally died in 'Nam. Frohike wore a tuxedo. Langly wore one of his tees. Byers was not helping. Scully had big boobs.
Good times.
1. "Hi, I'm Abraham Lincoln and I taught Mulder all he knows about neckwear."
2. As deftly summed up here
.
3. Is this Scully's office? Gasp! What is that? A desk? Mulder, PAY ATTENTION. Entities "Scully" and "desk" (where "desk" belongs to "Scully") CAN exist in the same spacetime. NO. PAY ATTENTION. DESK. SCULLY.
4. THAT ONE'S FOR SCULLY, THAT ONE'S FOR SCULLY'S OVA, AND THAT ONE'S FOR MAKING ME WEAR WOMEN'S JEWELRY
5. "You mean the script says I have to secks a promiscuous vampire now? NOOOES!"
6. I'M IN UR BELLY, STEALIN' UR OVA (I'M SORRY, OK? but someone HAD to say it)
7. "Don't worry Mulder, we'll get Scully's ova back (although for nothing LOL)"
8. MtVS Y/Y?
9. "Just because Scully's gone and a subject of inhuman tests doesn't mean I can't do some part-time modelling in doorways."
10. Your healthy daily dose of Muldersweat!
11. "Huh, that wasn't so bad. I MEAN UM OH SCULLY I MISS YOU SO MUCH"
12. Ohai thar Charlie Scully. What's that, Charlie Scully? You're a collective hallucination of the Scully family? Huh? You don't ever wanna be seen on the show again? Sure thing, Charlie Scully!
13. I'MA CHARGIN' MAH BB GUN (BB guns are fun. I also liked playing with them. They're good times! However, I never shot any snakes! Bad Dana!)
14. "You can feel her. Here. NO! NOT HER BOOBS! PAY ATTENTION FOX I MEAN MULDER"
15. THE EYES, THEY BURN, THE TUXEDO, IT DOES NOTHING
16. Dumbfounded Mulder Is Dumbfounded. I think he's not alone in that.
17. Why is the 2 missing from the door? Explain plz? Also: YAY MELISSA.
18. "SHADOW GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES BROKE MY APARTMENT! THIS IS WHERE MY TAX DOLLARS GO"
19. The way he smiles after hearing she woke up breaks my heart in a million pieces every freakin' time.
20. NO SCULLY EW DON'T TOUCH THAT CROSS EW EW YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN EW. (But still: so cute!)