FRANCE/ENGLAND-ARU. With England falling hopelessly, desperately, and lustfully in love with him-aru. BONUS POINTS IF FRANCE HECKLES HIM ABOUT HIS GODAWFUL COOKING-ARU.
KOREA/CHINA. SHOWING CHINA HOW AWESOME HE IS AND HOW HE CREATED KANJI. BONUS POINTS IF KOREA TIES UP CHINA AND DRAWS KANJI ON CHINA'S STOMACH WITH SOY SAUCE.
I AM NOT LUSTFULLY IN LOVE WITH FRANCE. DIE IN A FIRE, YOU GIT.
DELIVERED-ARUreal_dimsumMarch 21 2009, 05:23:19 UTC
"Hello, dearest Arthur, how are you today?" Francis said with a bright smile. Arthur swooned.
Those sparkling white teeth.... that perfectly shiny, silky French hair... those blue eyes that bore into his soul... those kissably moist rosy escargot-eating lips speaking "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir"...
It was just too much.
"FRANCIS," Arthur declared, tearing through his shirt with aplomb, "I appear to have fallen deeply, hopelessly, desperately and lustfully in love with you. If you do not take me NOW with your baguette of love SO HELP ME GOD I THINK I SHALL DIE."
"Oh Arthur, I knew you would come around eventually!" Francis crooned, also baring his manly chest in a burst of flower petals and sparkles. "But don't you ever compare French cuisine to the atrocity that is your cooking, ma cherie~."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," Arthur growled, falling into the Frenchman's arms.
FUCKING SHIT-FACED GIT, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS.sconetasticMarch 21 2009, 05:33:48 UTC
China grits his teeth, slamming his buttocks back against Korea. Their bodies coated with a light blanket of sweat and--
beep
"What was that-aru?!" China sits up, slightly out of breath as he frantically looks around for the source of the noise and the sudden flash of white. Korea laughs, slamming his hips against China's again, eliciting a loud and shameless moan from China.
"I am taking pictures with me and aniki doing XXX things together so it can go into my album of 'Things I Did With Aniki'!!!"
China pales and sobs as he continues to get mindlessly fucked by Korea, wishing it'd stop feeling so fucking good so he can find that camera and smash it into little bits.
A few days after that, China gets on Facebook and sees Korea's profile decorated with the pictures and pulls out a sheet of paper, beginning to write a long and thorough will.
OHHHHH NO YOU DIDN'T-ARUreal_dimsumMarch 21 2009, 05:56:53 UTC
"You know, I invented tea and scones! And double-decker buses, and the London Eye!" Korea said brightly, bouncing around in his chair. "Did you know that, England?"
"You know, you are absolutely right!" England said with a gasp of awe. "I can't believe I never thought of that! Does that mean you invented fish and chips, spotted dick, lorries, crisps and bobbies as well?!"
"Yep yep!" Korea was positively glowing with excitement. "Why else do you think they're so awesome? Because I invented them, of course!"
England wiped away a tear. "This is the greatest moment of my life," he sniffled. "I'm actually sitting in the same room - no, breathing the same air as the one who brought tea and scones into this world! I must say, good sir, good on you, what what
( ... )
LOW AS FUCK, WANKER.sconetasticMarch 21 2009, 06:02:23 UTC
"Francis..." China purrs, slyly perching himself on France's lap and licking his lips. "I hear your France cuisine is absolutely amazing-aru."
France chuckles, a firm hand cupping China's buttock and leering at the petite Asian. "Ah yes, Yao..." he murmurs into China's neck, feeling China shiver against him. "It is... delicious."
"You must let me try sometime-aru," China swoons in reply, breath hitching and eyes glazed with want. And then, oh God, France kisses him-- China's mind blanks out in bliss.
FFFFFF I DON'T FIND THAT HOT AT ALL, NO SIR-ARU.real_dimsumMarch 21 2009, 06:32:05 UTC
"Oh, Angleterre," Francis said innocently. "A little bird told me that when you and Gilbert got - er - 'pissed', as you say... that there is permanent evidence of your ... 'endeavours'...." His eyes traveled downwards to the seat of the Brit's pants. "...On your derriere."
Arthur choked. "Wha - what the - fffffffffff - I-I-I have no idea what hell you're talking about, you goddamn frog-faced winey nymphomaniac!!"
He swallowed nervously as Francis' eyes gleamed maliciously. Oh shit.
"Well then, you must prove me wrong, don't you?" Francis purred. "Drop your trousers and prove to me your word is good!"
"Wha-"
Arthur reacted only a half-second too late before the Frenchman pounced on him, knocking him to the floor and dragging his pants down his hips.
"N-nooooo~!" Arthur cried, only half-struggling against the other man's ministrations. "D-don't touch me... not there!"
"Your mouth says 'non' but your buttocks say 'oui, oui, MAIS OUI'!" Francis gloated as Arthur's bare ass came into view. His eyes widened at the sight of
( ... )
Korea presses China back into his sea, a smile so blindingly bright that China wishes he had brought along sunglasses.
"ANIKI!" Korea exclaims, bouncing excitedly in China's lap. China sighs, shaking his head.
"What-aru?" He mumbles in exasperation, eyes wearily glancing at the basket of dim sum on the table beside them.
"WELL!" Korea begins, pushing China back. "I've been to Japan's and he eats sashimi off naked ladies! He wouldn't believe me when I told him I invented that."
"Japan-- what-aru?!!!"
"And as you see, aniki!" Korea continues, pulling out some rope and firmly tying China down to his chair. "I have to prove it that I invented how to eat off naked people and--"
China scream echoes all the way to the Great Wall.
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I AM NOT LUSTFULLY IN LOVE WITH FRANCE. DIE IN A FIRE, YOU GIT.
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Those sparkling white teeth.... that perfectly shiny, silky French hair... those blue eyes that bore into his soul... those kissably moist rosy escargot-eating lips speaking "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir"...
It was just too much.
"FRANCIS," Arthur declared, tearing through his shirt with aplomb, "I appear to have fallen deeply, hopelessly, desperately and lustfully in love with you. If you do not take me NOW with your baguette of love SO HELP ME GOD I THINK I SHALL DIE."
"Oh Arthur, I knew you would come around eventually!" Francis crooned, also baring his manly chest in a burst of flower petals and sparkles. "But don't you ever compare French cuisine to the atrocity that is your cooking, ma cherie~."
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," Arthur growled, falling into the Frenchman's arms.
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"What was that-aru?!" China sits up, slightly out of breath as he frantically looks around for the source of the noise and the sudden flash of white. Korea laughs, slamming his hips against China's again, eliciting a loud and shameless moan from China.
"I am taking pictures with me and aniki doing XXX things together so it can go into my album of 'Things I Did With Aniki'!!!"
China pales and sobs as he continues to get mindlessly fucked by Korea, wishing it'd stop feeling so fucking good so he can find that camera and smash it into little bits.
A few days after that, China gets on Facebook and sees Korea's profile decorated with the pictures and pulls out a sheet of paper, beginning to write a long and thorough will.
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"You know, you are absolutely right!" England said with a gasp of awe. "I can't believe I never thought of that! Does that mean you invented fish and chips, spotted dick, lorries, crisps and bobbies as well?!"
"Yep yep!" Korea was positively glowing with excitement. "Why else do you think they're so awesome? Because I invented them, of course!"
England wiped away a tear. "This is the greatest moment of my life," he sniffled. "I'm actually sitting in the same room - no, breathing the same air as the one who brought tea and scones into this world! I must say, good sir, good on you, what what ( ... )
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France chuckles, a firm hand cupping China's buttock and leering at the petite Asian. "Ah yes, Yao..." he murmurs into China's neck, feeling China shiver against him. "It is... delicious."
"You must let me try sometime-aru," China swoons in reply, breath hitching and eyes glazed with want. And then, oh God, France kisses him-- China's mind blanks out in bliss.
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Arthur choked. "Wha - what the - fffffffffff - I-I-I have no idea what hell you're talking about, you goddamn frog-faced winey nymphomaniac!!"
He swallowed nervously as Francis' eyes gleamed maliciously. Oh shit.
"Well then, you must prove me wrong, don't you?" Francis purred. "Drop your trousers and prove to me your word is good!"
"Wha-"
Arthur reacted only a half-second too late before the Frenchman pounced on him, knocking him to the floor and dragging his pants down his hips.
"N-nooooo~!" Arthur cried, only half-struggling against the other man's ministrations. "D-don't touch me... not there!"
"Your mouth says 'non' but your buttocks say 'oui, oui, MAIS OUI'!" Francis gloated as Arthur's bare ass came into view. His eyes widened at the sight of ( ... )
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"ANIKI!" Korea exclaims, bouncing excitedly in China's lap. China sighs, shaking his head.
"What-aru?" He mumbles in exasperation, eyes wearily glancing at the basket of dim sum on the table beside them.
"WELL!" Korea begins, pushing China back. "I've been to Japan's and he eats sashimi off naked ladies! He wouldn't believe me when I told him I invented that."
"Japan-- what-aru?!!!"
"And as you see, aniki!" Korea continues, pulling out some rope and firmly tying China down to his chair. "I have to prove it that I invented how to eat off naked people and--"
China scream echoes all the way to the Great Wall.
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