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[scissor_gypsy]

I'm not sure if this works properly at the moment. Does this font look alright, is the layout ok

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[capt_margaret]

I see you have hit a creative draught. I know a sacred place, known only to my family that you can go to find el sonido nuevo!

[scissor_gypsy]

Yeah, see, I've heard you talk about this place, Rudi, and to be honest, it sounds a bit of a waste of time. Surely the new sound should be found within yourself, not in some sort of dusty wasteland?

[capt_margaret]

I was under the impression that out of the pair of you, you were the most civilised person to talk to. I was wrong.

[scissor_gypsy]

Don't get me wrong, Rudi, I was only asking a question. Because, well, it didn't seem to work very well for you, did it, that whole pilgrimage to the desert.

[king_of_mods]

caress?! that beautiful woman beat your face like it were filthy rug. and speaking of filthy rugs i accidentally put on one of your shirts today and my self-esteem went down so low i'm pretty sure i've lost an inch or two to me height. i can't find anything in that jazz/electro/tweed/spangle primodial soup of our belongings. and what have you done with my arm-warmers?!

[scissor_gypsy]

I wondered why my face was sore on Saturday, actually. But I don't think it was because she beat me, I reckon it was all due to the force of her passion.

I've no idea where your arm warmers are, Vince. I might have used them to put my clarinet in, but I'm pretty sure that was my own clarinet warmer. And watch what you say about my shirts - they're unique, they are, and in no way like a filthy rug. Vintage, Vince, vintage. I thought you'd know about that.

[king_of_mods]

she beat you. she beat you like she was hungry for omlettes.

ugh, not that clarinet. it drips with your jazzy spittle and i like my arm warmers non-soggy. and as for vintage there's a difference between real vintage and grampy's wacky wardrobe.

and you've got to quit looking at me when i do my hair, alright? you're givin me hairum-scarum.

[scissor_gypsy]

I keep that clarinet in the peak of condition. It's not spittle, it's jazz wax, alright? And 'grampy'? How old do you think I am?

I can't help it, it's like going past a car crash - I'm horrified at what you seem to be doing yet unable to look away. How on earth has your hair just not fallen out? You want to be careful, Vince, you may yet pay the price for your vanity. All that stuff you use does strike me as highly flammable.

[not_a_preacher]

Don't forget I'll need that 1500-word jazz/modern society polemic by Thursday morning, Moon. We've got a deadline for submissions.

[scissor_gypsy]

Right, yes, right. Yes.

Ok. Yes.

[king_of_mods]

he your boss now or something, howard?

[scissor_gypsy]

No, shut up. I'm submitting some work for him, that doesn't make him my boss. I'm a freelance wordsmith, I can go wherever I choose.

[clairesicle]

Hi Howard. Your font looks fine. Sorry I missed your costume the other night. I used to read my Dad's old Arthur Conan Doyle books when I was younger. It's a good idea for a costume.

[scissor_gypsy]

Thanks very much, I thought it was a good look, yeah. I think I caught sight of you at one point, you looked very classy if it was indeed yourself.

I think Holmes could be an icon for our times. He was a great scientific thinker, an intellectual, yet he wasn't afraid to step outside the box, to come at things from an odd angle, to say "hey, Logic? Go for a cuppa, I'll call you when I'm ready". Which is what I always strive for in life.

How's your brother? I hear that there was a bit of a problem at the party with the hangman and all that business.

[clairesicle]

Oh. I don't know if that was me your saw or not. Maybe no.

Are you a detective, then? I guess I thought you were a writer.

Yeah, it's not really worth bringing up, all that business from the party. The hangman had it coming, though.

[scissor_gypsy]

I'm a jack of all trades really, I like to try my hand at a lot of different things, y'know, keep it mixed up and exciting. At the moment I'm trying to focus on my writing. Me and Vince are trying to get our band together again, but it doesn't seem to be happening, and I've got to pay the rent somehow. Your brother was good enough to offer me a column, so we'll see how it goes. I'm not sure sugaRAPE are ready for jazz though, to be honest some of them seem a bit backward over there.