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Text [014] Playing Doctor

Jul 15, 2010 08:44

[OOC: Not sent to Diva or Road. She`d be delighted to see you both get diseased.]

[Everyone will awake to a lovely reminder in their inbox.]

No matter your current state, don't abandon routine and forget your annual physical examination. As my lab is finally repaired, I'd be more than happy to schedule a check up for anyone behind in their ( Read more... )

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[Text] hauntedrequiem July 15 2010, 15:49:52 UTC

What do you mean by physical examination?

[Text] scientize July 15 2010, 15:57:34 UTC

It`s exactly what it sounds like. A doctor examines a patient for signs of illness or abnormality.

Re: [Text] hauntedrequiem July 15 2010, 16:01:24 UTC

[It's the abnormality thing he's worried about.]

And if you find one?

[Text] scientize July 15 2010, 16:05:41 UTC

Then we will see it treated to the best of our abilities.

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[Voice] stoicism July 15 2010, 16:03:43 UTC

...I have never been a fan of text-based messages, Doctor.

[Voice] scientize July 15 2010, 16:08:24 UTC

Neither am I, to be honest, but it seemed like the most sensible option considering the topic.

Did you want to schedule an examination, Frank? It`s been well over a year.

stoicism July 15 2010, 16:52:38 UTC

I would. It has been a long time since I've been physically evaluated; I need to ensure I'm still within the normal range for a soldier of my build.

scientize July 15 2010, 17:13:11 UTC

Exactly. You understand the real importance of these exams.

When shall I expect you?

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[Text] rise_to_caesar July 15 2010, 16:05:12 UTC

How do I schedule an appointment?

[Text] scientize July 15 2010, 16:10:52 UTC

Just let me know what day you`d like to come in.

[Text] rise_to_caesar July 15 2010, 16:50:56 UTC

Are you available for Thursday @ 2:45pm?

[Text] scientize July 15 2010, 16:59:40 UTC

Completely open.

I`ll be starting a file with your current information, so please come prepared with your medical history.

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[Text] gesangvoll July 15 2010, 17:10:56 UTC

That is wise advice. Do you happen to know of any economists here? I would very much like to make sure that my economy is as stable as it feels at the moment.

[Text] Holy shit, I LAUGHED SO HARD ROFL scientize July 15 2010, 17:23:37 UTC

[It takes quite some time before he gets a text back.]

No, I`m not sure I do.

[Text] I AM GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE 8D 8D 8D gesangvoll July 15 2010, 17:26:55 UTC

[that might or might not irritate him a bit. Austria expects promptness and all that good stuff.]

That is a shame. Perhaps you could do me the favor of keeping an eye out for an economist, then? Hopefully there is someone here that is skilled in that area.

[Text] scientize July 15 2010, 17:39:37 UTC

[She was just a little surprised is all.]

Yes, of course. If I manage to speak with one, I`ll send them your way immediately. Someone here has to specialized.

[Video] bigass_sword July 15 2010, 18:24:24 UTC

[Hm, to mention or not to mention those four years stuck in a mako tank...]

And if you're in perfect health right now?

[...Let's not mention that whole getting shot business, either.]

[Video] scientize July 15 2010, 19:25:56 UTC

How can you be so certain you are in perfect health? Not all abnormalities begin with physical symptoms you can view and feel, but with simple biochemical and lab tests, we can locate and define certain illnesses before they become incurable.

[Video] bigass_sword July 15 2010, 20:11:13 UTC

I know my health pretty well.

But do these...tests work on non-humans?

[Video] scientize July 15 2010, 20:12:39 UTC

I won't know until I try, but there's a good chance that it will work.

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