Case 1

[scientific_lady]

...Although I get this feeling I'm asking something that's been asked before...

Where the HELL am I?

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[blackmagicjazz]

Ah, but where the hell are any of us, if we stop to think about it? This universe of ours is wide and we are all but little dots on the road map of destiny, in between the interstate of fate and the rest stop of chance.

[scientific_lady]

A philosopher huh? You remind me of someone from home...heh. But, do you know the name of this place?

[blackmagicjazz]

It's called Paixao. And just to get you prepared, you're about to see a whole bunch of people freakier than you've ever known, and as far as I've heard you can't leave of your own free will.

Out of curiosity, whereabouts are you from, Senorita?

[scientific_lady]

Huh, interesting. Thank you for the warning...I will watch for them. Although those white, glowing cat-creatures were freaky enough...

I'm from Las Vegas, you?

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah, you are. If I had a Hell for everytime someone said that...

[scientific_lady]

If you had a Hell? Are you some sort of devil or something?

[overlords_wrath]

Yeah, it's money. Demon, actually.

[scientific_lady]

Oh...interesting. I've never heard of that currency before...

Oh...my apologies if I offended you.

[humaniste]

YOU ARE IN A CITY CALLED PAIXAO. THE BROCHURES YOU RECEIVED AT THE GATE SHOULD BE OF ASSISTANCE.

[scientific_lady]

Hmmm?

...oh yeah...I kinda lost those earlier...

[humaniste]

I SEE.

WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU WISH TO KNOW?

[scientific_lady]

...probably everything about this place and then some... I'm so confused. I know I'm in a place called "Paixao"...but does anyone know why we're here? or How we got here?...of course, I'm assuming that everyone came in a similar fashion.

[cowardly_hero]

Hu. I guess everyones beaten me to explainin' things. Well, if you got any questions left, I'll try ta answer 'em. I am the one who told all those other guys what they know, after all.

[scientific_lady]

.....

Timon?

No. Way.

.....

[cowardly_hero]

Uh, yeah. I guess you've heard of me already?

[scientific_lady]

Well...from people here: No. Do I know you from my home: yes.