Ohhhh, look at this, the City! And just like I left it. Wellll, not just like I left it, but mostly like I left it.

So, who's all here and who has tea? Did I miss anything exciting?

[ooc: Finally back and canon updated as well.]

Dreams are weird things. Are they just your brain sorting and trying to make sense of the day's information during REM sleep or something more? The scientific explanation is sort of boring and unimaginative. People seem to dream about things that frighten them or wish they could have ( Read more... )

Hello everyone! I remember some of you! Some of you had very, very weird questions last time though. And even weirder fanfics.

[ooc: He's all up to date, all spoilers and other versions are okay.]

CUTLERS GRAMMAR SCHOOL HISTORY STUDENTS!!!!

Have an absolute brilliant day today. You're all fantastic students and you'll do amazing on your finals. Wellll, most of you will do amazing. Alright, some of you will ( Read more... )

Ohhhh, I love me a good revolution against an oppressive regime. Seen a lot of revolutions. Some good, some bad, but all of them very, very inspiring. Wellll, except for the Custard Guild Revolution of Betelgeuse, but that hardly counts ( Read more... )

Ohhhh, that last curse was... wellll it was interesting to be like that. Still very clever, just in a different way. Could have done without all the murders though.

And Romana, where did you go? Rose and I got there but you were gone and you never came home. And-

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Ohhhh, could have done without seeing that again...

Very weird set of curses for the month, don’t you think? People falling in love, using horrible pick up lines… well, mostly horrible pick up lines, some were rather brilliant, people reliving moments… all very interesting ( Read more... )

Candy from the sky! It doesn't get much better than that. Wellll, maybe if it didn't taste so bad. Or had secrets. Or wasn't those chalky tasting hearts. Wellll, maybe it was really just good in theory ( Read more... )

Home?

I don't want to talk about it.

[ooc: He sort of blew his home planet and people up.]

[The singing starts out faint but quickly grows louder until you can tell that it's definitely someone in high spirits and possibly a little bit tipsy.]

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even ( Read more... )