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schwa242

Get the Facts!

Apr 19, 2009 14:01

SCENE. A subarban kitchen. Two teenage brothers, BILLY and BOBBY enter the kitchen after a game of soccer outside. BILLY is carrying a soccer ball. BOBBY is opening the fridge door.
BILLY: Man, that was quite a soccer match. I'm so thirsty I could drink a horse!

BOBBY (Reaching into the fridge and grabbing a couple cans of CORN-BASED ETHANOL ( Read more... )

food and drink

Comments 9

ariadne April 20 2009, 06:18:07 UTC

*laughs* For serious.
Reminds me of the piece ghedji wrote not long ago, which prompted a snarky letter to the editor from the CRA. Awesomeness, and kudos to you both.

schwa242 April 20 2009, 17:45:50 UTC

Both links are to ghedji's article.

ariadne April 26 2009, 06:04:17 UTC

Well shit. And now I'm tired and don't feel like hunting around and it no longer feels topical so never mind anyway k thanks bai. *headdesk*

schwa242 April 26 2009, 15:38:33 UTC

No worries. At least I got to see his article.

Thread 6

animatus April 20 2009, 06:59:56 UTC

Corn liquor is the best.

schwa242 April 20 2009, 17:48:06 UTC

It has a ninety-five percent alcohol content, and that's per volume!

GAH! asienieizi April 21 2009, 03:21:28 UTC

MEZ FINALLY SHOT YOU IN THE HEAD!