Don't Know Much about Physics Either, It Seems

[schpydurx]

You know how I was just saying that I don't know much about history? Well, apparently I don't know much about physics either.

So I bought miniMax0r back when Leopard first came out and have enjoyed every second of my Mac experience. I've especially enjoyed the Mighty Mouse's ability to scroll not just up and down without stops (like PC mice) but

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[ehowton]

Recovering? Let's not get illusions of grandeur, k?

[schpydurx]

I'm recovering from my latest blunder.

[jaceman]

Had I read your comment BEFORE posting I wouldn't have needed to make one at all.

-2LumpsOSugar

[wardlejew]

$62 for a new mouse! I can't justify that price on a mouse considering its ROI. I'm not sure which is the dumber move. Ruining the old or buying a new one to reproduce the original problem. =)

[schpydurx]

$62 for a new mouse!
$12 of that was for the expedited shipping.

I can't justify that price on a mouse considering its ROI.
I couldn't either. Until I couldn't make life easy by scrolling sideways.

I'm not sure which is the dumber move. Ruining the old or buying a new one to reproduce the original problem. =)
My name is Tomas, I'm 23 years old and I'm a recovering dumbass.

[wardlejew]

Thanks for the good laugh.

[schpydurx]

I was hoping that more people would laugh at me, but this appears to not be the case. It'll be our little secret, k?

[jaceman]

I then decided to evaporate the alcohol by holding the mouse a fair distance away from but directly over the flame.

Now the shell of the mouse is made of plastic and the scroll ball is rubber. Did you know that both of these materials melt given enough heat is present?

...

My name is Tomas, I'm 23 years old and I'm a recovering dumbass.

We have reached the conclusion that the path to recovery has only VERY RECENTLY begun.

-2LumpsOSugar