1. The mental image of a bunch of artsy college students playing all out smash heads in dodgeball as shocked Victorian ladies with opera glasses and trailing gowns say things like "goodness me" and "the idear! really!"
2. The mental image of you telling the desk lady that things were coming out of the wall to eat you. You should have done it! It probably would have made her day, I bet receptionisting is inSANEly boring.
3. You used-clothes shopping in Brooklyn. It just works for me, okay?
There's a ledge in our bathrooms that runs across the entire wall underneath a mirror, and below that ledge is the sink on one side and the toilet on the other. My toothbrush had been sitting on the ledge above the toilet, on top of my toothpaste, and somebody must have been stealing my toothpaste... so the toothbrush probably just rolled off the ledge and into the toilet, conveniently with the lid up...? That's the scenario that plays out in my head, anyway.
okay... so on my way to darrel's class this morning... THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME IN THE ELEVATER. I flipped the fuck out. but luckily it opened on the 10th floor. I told the security people about it too. ... grrr....
I think I would be a tiny bit scared of the 20th floor of a building regardless of broken elevators, due to my fear of heights/falling. Not that you can normally fall out of a building, but whatever. I have irrational fears. One of my current biggest fears is being knocked unconscious by a falling acorn (which is not completely irrational on the Wellesley campus, actually...)
Don't get stuck in any more elevators! And maybe you should start keeping your toothbrush in your room?
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1. The mental image of a bunch of artsy college students playing all out smash heads in dodgeball as shocked Victorian ladies with opera glasses and trailing gowns say things like "goodness me" and "the idear! really!"
2. The mental image of you telling the desk lady that things were coming out of the wall to eat you. You should have done it! It probably would have made her day, I bet receptionisting is inSANEly boring.
3. You used-clothes shopping in Brooklyn. It just works for me, okay?
Entities? Oh Barret. *hugs*
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YOU ARE RIGHT!
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i'm definitely wondering how exactly your toothbrush fell in the toilet.
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Don't get stuck in any more elevators! And maybe you should start keeping your toothbrush in your room?
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