In a written ruling released Monday, the Sicilian court said: "It is clear that sexual preferences do not in any way influence a person's ability to drive motor cars safely."

That is possibly the funniest statement I have read all day.
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Jill: [walking into my office] I just wanted to point out that I have a rush order for duct tape and...[flipping to the next page] Pepto-bismal. Interesting experiment. [exits]

For all you knitters/crocheters out there who are also completely and totally sick of even seeing the word "Fun Fur"...

Soylent FunFur is People!!!

too funny.

Best typo-related safety briefing joke ever:

"This box is to heavy for me to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"

.wav files of GIR sayings!!! Jill's already changed the notification of new e-mail on her computer to "yaaaaaaaaay, brains!"

http://www.siberkat.com/girwavs1.html

According to the Mad Dr. Wolf, "The new HP book title is Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It's not a working title."

...I like it.

a few random things.

One,

Here is your horoscope
for Sunday, June 20:

You're out for nothing but the very finest in companions. So -- should you dismiss the entire soccer team unceremoniously? Yep. But keep the captain on retainer.

Does anybody know what in the hell this is supposed to mean?

notes to self:

-if one has changed her sleep schedule, don't change it back too quickly either.

-8 hours of sleep is great if you can get it. 11 hours of sleep is too damn much.

-my legs hurt. I hate tripods.

So, as I am on the lookout for a new vehicle, I've been slowing down and messing up traffic every time I see a car for sale, or an interesting deal at a dealership ( Read more... )