But what if he had to feed his starving, hypoglycemic family?

[schizospider]

Jesus Doesn't Steal Poptarts. Neither should you.

Comments

[wasabi_poptart]

Jesus wouldn't have to steal poptarts. He could miraculoulsy and easily produce enough poptarts and bacon to feed the masses. That's why he's Jesus. Duh.

[mazzie]

love love LOVE love love!
and sent in a picture! :)

[your_bad_dream]

Of course Jesus didn't steal poptarts--he was too busy hiding all his holy artifacts...you know, they're always after his lucky charms? ... right? ... haha?

I'm gonna burn in Hell forever, aren't I?

[schizospider]

Nah, I've got a good job opening down there. You'll only burn for a few weeks before I can shuffle you into that, then you can be a supervisor.

[jylcat]

Well, in Hell you tend to know more of the people.

(ah nepotism...)

ooh ooh, can I be in public relations?

[schizospider]

We've got quite possibly the most honest PR department around. Ironic, actually.