For your safety and the continuing sanity of your caregivers, hands and feet must remain outside the diaper at all times, until the diaper has come to a full and complete stop.

rdhdsnippet (while nibbling on Evan's tiny little toes): "This reminds me of that poem that people put in their .sig lines, about goldfish nibbling on my toes..."

Me: "You mean the Red Dwarf theme song?"

I really need to tie my wife down and force her to watch about twenty straight hours of British comedy...

A few days ago, I zerberted rdhdsnippet's belly. She shrieked and exclaimed, "Stop that! You're getting spit on the baby!"

I replied, "I know. I'm getting prevenge!"