twoish strange dreams

Sep 14, 2005 08:00

i had a ( really strange dream. )

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mwah hannagrrl September 15 2005, 02:04:38 UTC
jack nicholson is HOT... and i wouldn't say your hatred for bleach-blondes is "suppressed".. *smile*
in the mean time here are some possible suggestions or insights ordained from your short entry above:

1. you need laid.
2. you refuse to admit that someone as scuzzy as jack nicholson can be hot, so you make him out to be frank sinatra instead.
3. you need laid.
4. go rent a jack nicholson movie.
5. get laid or buy a vibrator.
6. fuck someone.
7. play only sinatra while riding on the bus and see who talks to you. if he's hot, fuck him. if not, use the vibrator.
8. did i mention the sex or the vibrator yet?
9. oh yeah, you need laid.

ok, i'll stop before i get annoying. ha ha.
good luck!

*ps, everything here is suggested in jest. nothing was actually ment to be taken seriously. none of this advice is actually ment to be followed. FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY and FOR THE PREVENTION OF DISEASES.

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Re: mwah scheiny September 15 2005, 02:57:51 UTC
nah, man, i think you're right on every count.

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