(0005) scheherazade poses a philosophical question;

[scheherazading]

Tell me, Tales, which is more foolish: Murdock Varletti, or taking him seriously?

If I hear of any riots, duels, or general animosity between any of my Tales and the Aesopeans due to Murdock's prolific tendency towards mischief, I may very well have to laugh the offending parties out of our eccentric little community. Honestly.

Comments

[reallyaprincess]

He's making us all look bad, Velvet! I still think someone is needed for damage control. You know, sort of like Arabic PR.

[thatrapscallion]

Not mine! Sure, maybe a leak here and a crack there, but it should be a fun fixer-upper project when I move in. I get to inherit his title too!

I was going to ask you to be the Duchess, but clearly you'd rather be stuck in a box with the same square footage as my anteroom.

[reallyaprincess]

Murdock Varletti, you are utterly ridiculous. And if I wanted a title, I could be a Lady right now, which is far above a Duchess.

[thatrapscallion]

Why do people keep saying that like its a bad thing?

Who could possibly get you a Ladyship!?

[reallyaprincess]

Darling, you do realise I live a bi-continental lifestyle? I know more than a few Lords or those who will soon bear the title.

[thatrapscallion]

But they must all be real jerks, since you didn't accept any titles!

Just waiting for the right bit of nobility to come along, right? Have no fear, Baron Varletti is nigh!

[reallyaprincess]

They aren't jerks by any means. They just aren't quite right yet. But if it came to settling, I'd settle for one of them over you.