✿三十三

[scentofbauhinia]

[This morning Hong Kong went to the Post Office to trade in a regain for another one...

Mayfield was kind enough to provide decorations... But are they enough? Of course not.

Hence anyone passing by 767 Bunker Street on Wednesday evening will be treated to this- not in any way over the top or slightly tacky- spectacle... Every thirty minutes!

Comments

[hwamei]

[ what is this?? why that regain why

She marches up to him to show him a lesson, only the light show starts all of a sudden AAAAAAH

so she shuts her eyes tight and holds her hands out in front of her as she slowly approaches him, step by step. ]

H... Hong Koooooong! [ she sounds slightly mad ]

[scentofbauhinia]

[hahahaha watching

very amused and not attempting to guide her in any way] Hong Kong's not here.

[hwamei]

I just saw you a second ago, stupid!

[ one big step... and another big step ]

Y-you're under arrest for public disturbance! [ ...if she ever gets there! ]

[scentofbauhinia]

No you didn't. You're just imagining things. [lmao slowly and quietly moving away as soon as she gets any nearer]

[hwamei]

What do you call what I saw, then? A mirage in the snow? A snow mirage? Wah, that sounded like a cool title just now. Hey! You're moving, aren't you?

[ waving her hands around, trying to get a hold of him ]

Don't moooove. [ punches wherever she thinks Hong Kong is ]

[scentofbauhinia]

M'not moving. You obviously just suck at this game. [close but nope try again

while you carry on walking around blindly and aimlessly, he'll just be moving behind you and popping a large lump of snow atop your head, taiwan :|]

[hwamei]

And you're obviously cheating!

[ then she feels the snow on her head. screaming screaming

that clearly came from behind, so she turns around and attempts to hit him. repeatedly. dammit. is the show still going on? she has her eyes open now. ]

I'll show you...! [ uwooooooh brb making a snowball ]

[scentofbauhinia]

[lmao no it's finished

and no no you're not supposed to retaliate, carry on stumbling around like you were before!!

attempting to dive behind one of the bench/swing seat things on the porch now. this is now a fort, you will never take him alive :|]

[hwamei]

[ bam the snow hits his makeshift fort. ]

You coward! Bruce Lee never ran away from a fight! [ she's never watched all of his movies, either. also, running toward that bench, hoping to chase him out of of there. ]

[scentofbauhinia]

I'm doing what he said. Be fluid and adaptable, like water.

[and by that he means adapting to having to run to a new hiding place, but not before attempting to hit her with another snowball before she reaches the bench]

[hwamei]

[ ow her arm ): but that's okay, she's a man, she can take it!

going behind that bench now. ]

The water's frozen, though.

[ quickly makes a snowball to throw at him with all her might! she even has a battle cry!!! it doesn't turn out so well.. ]

[scentofbauhinia]

[sirry taiwan, you are too squeaky for battle cries

but she does manage to him right square on the back of the head :| HIS GLORIOUSLY PERFECTLY SCRUFFILY STYLED HAIR AIYAAAH] Wai-!

[IT IS NOW WAR

Diving around the side of the house to start making another snowball... Where Kwan's sniffing around in the bushes and looking warily at the crystal tree every so often. Previous Taiwan saw him, so he's kind of temporarily forgotten that she hasn't yet this time]

[hwamei]

Hahaha! Come back when you want to want to fight like a man!

[ aww yeah aww yeah just standing there laughing, completely off-guard

hasn't noticed the tiger, she's too busy savoring the moment ;u; but she does pause for a while to listen for the rustling in the bushes. ...nah it's probably a... squirrel or something ahahahaha ]

[scentofbauhinia]

[yfjfuy IN THE PROCESS OF LIFTING HIS ARM TO FLING A PARTICULARLY LARGE SNOWBALL FOR REVENGE

when

there's a really loud rustling noise and Kwan sticks his head of the bushes to stare at her ;u;]

1/?

[hwamei]

[ ahahahahaha-- ]

[hwamei]

[ oh god what

what is that ]