I heard a bunch of idiots in the Davis LJ Community had some sort of "kissing orgy", and they have a competition in which points are awarded to those who do retarded things and photograph it.

Kudos to you for wasting your parents hard earned money... and fuck you fo' wasting my motha fuckin' tax dollas.

West side is the best side.

I can now say with absolute certainty that all sane human beings must find fulfillment within themselves before they should dare try finding it with someone else.

Oddly, though, once you find it within yourself, the desire to find it in someone else is not always present.

The song which came on is quite ironic, no?

The solicitor announces, "This girl Caramel saw you and she's beggin' for it, man!"

"Sorry boss, I've got herpes."

Only few seemed unamused, but they were tall and burly.

"Further Down the Spiral" (1995) is... NIN's aggressive version of ambient music ( Read more... )

Koreans never got on the pipe... why can't everyone else stay off ( Read more... )

A guy I went to elementary school with got hit in the dome with a piece of wood with a nail hammered through it. According to someone else I'd known from elementary school, "Now he's stupid (i.e., mentally retarded)." I hadn't seen this hombre in years, so the event plays no significance to myself ( Read more... )

My Admissions Officer at Cal said I can go to UCLA for the Fall quarter and then come back for Cal... and I already found an apartment, so booya.

2 L3G1T.

My Admissions Officer at Cal said I can go to UCLA for the Fall quarter and then come back for Cal... and I already found an apartment, so booya.

Two Legit.

Two Legit To Quit.

I got the hand signs down and e'ryt'ang.

"No doubt I now grew very pale;--but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the sound increased--and what could I do? It was a low, dull quick sound--much such a sound as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton. I gasped for breath--and yet the officers heard it not. I talked more quickly--more vehemently; but the noise ( Read more... )