(Dracomon here. Ashton locked this earlier as a personal musing. It was too rich, I've just gotta put it out there. Let's see how long it takes him to notice. Dracomon out!)

Oh my GOD!Do I just have a cosmic sign painted on my back saying "send this poor unfortunate dupe scantily clad really hot mage girls that he'll never, ever have a chance with ( Read more... )

I don't believe it!

Don't believe what, Dracomon?

Your luck!

I know, huh? Things are finally looking up for me!

But HOW?!

The universe thought I was due?

You walked into a restaurant, and a bucket above the door caught on Gyoro's horn, spilling water all over the floor which just happened to put out a fire caused by an errant Crepes Suzette! ( Read more... )