Phone: One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingies.
Alejandro: Hello?
SomeGuy: Dude, how late are you open?
Alejandro: Uhh... Mom, how late are we open?
MamaGoddess: All night long, baybeh!

FLORA PECOSA: I'm gonna go do the elliptical before we leave.
CALODAEMON: Ok. Can I come and watch?
FLORA PECOSA: ...I dunno....I don't do it like the girls in the movies.
CALODAEMON: What movies?
FLORA PECOSA: Porn.
EVERYONE: *hysterics*

ALEJANDRO: (singing) Yoooouu're a big kitteeeeyyyy...Maybe Your-Dad-Was-An-Ocelot!

"I heard my name...I heard my title....I heard my, Ah, toothpaste!" - SomeGuy

"You will service me and you will service me good! *pounds fist on desk* You will service me and you will like it! You will service me and I shall get PAID!! XD" - Me, frequently and at random

"What does she want? A heaping helping of ME?!?" - SomeMerchant"I don't think ( Read more... )

"Missiles are different than lives." - Sage advice from MamaGoddess

"You will service me and you will service me good! *pounds fist on desk* You will service me and you will like it! You will service me and I shall get PAID!! XD" - SomeGirlNamedCindi

"Look at me. Look at me. LOOK AT ME!" - AmyMacaroni"No! No, no, no, no.. NO! It's bad enough I ( Read more... )

"That'd be cool. If you could go 'FIRE!' and fire things on fire. Fire's cool." - Le Kerry

BK COMMERCIAL: *strange viking rockstar chicken fries*
ALEJANDRO: Those are dumb. I will not eat anything they claim is "ampli-fried".

QUOTES FROM COMICON

*wince* "My legs are cramping." - Andy, while sitting on the trolley and not walking or anything at all.
"You've been sitting down, why the hell are your legs cramping?" - Ara
"My pants are heavy." - Andy
*points* "YOU ARE A PANSY!!" - Alejandro*coughsnorthiccupchoke* "You keep saying funny things that I have to laugh with. To ( Read more... )

Papa: HEY! YOU LITTLE BASTARD! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!
Merlin: *saunters off*
Papa: He's probably sending messages to the Russians.
Alejandro: "Dear Russians, r u hot?"

A Forgotten Quote From StarWars Night (before the movie started)

"Are you writing a sonnet?" - the guy sitting behind us, hereafter known as #1
"No." - the guy sitting next to the guy behind us, hereafter known as #2
"You're writing a sonnet, I know you are." - #1
"I," - #2
"Admit it, man! I know that you're writing a sonnet!" - #1, interupting"I ( Read more... )