I have a bone to pick with you.

Feb 18, 2010 21:22

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grimmus February 19 2010, 05:23:40 UTC
What's an "AU"?

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scary_lullabies February 19 2010, 05:27:26 UTC
Stands for "alternate universe." Take all the characters from whatever source material, and put them into whatever cheesy porntastic story you'd like. :)

Although I don't know where it's from, I find your icon quite amusing.

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grimmus February 19 2010, 05:45:13 UTC
Ah, I see. I had to ask because there was the possibility that "AU" would warrant a possessive apostrophe.

The penguin is a Prinny from the Disgaea series of strategy role-playing games. They attack with knives and bombs and, much to my amusement, can be used as explosives themselves when thrown at an enemy. They also say "dood" a lot, and by "a lot" I mean they pretty much punctuate everything they say with the word.

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scary_lullabies February 19 2010, 05:53:43 UTC
Plurals of abbreviations get them, right? Or have I been living a lie all this time?

Heee! Sounds awesome. XD

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ever_obsessed February 19 2010, 14:59:58 UTC
ASDFGHJKL, all I find is hooker!Reid fic. Which, okay, fine, but I've always wanted hooker!Morgan fic.

Because, like, WE ALREADY KNOW ALL THE HOOKERS LOVE REID!

Also? What does it mean about just how obsessively I look for icons that I saw yours and was instantly all, GODDAMMIT, I WILL HAZ IT, MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, RIGHT CLICK + SAVE, DAMMIT!

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scary_lullabies February 20 2010, 05:31:18 UTC
There's hooker!Reid fic?! WHERE!?! I looked everywhere, I swear to you - I googled, I ljseeked, I looked through every possible tag on every comm, and I found not one single bit of hooker!anybody. I can see how hooker!Reid is easier to resolve, plotwise. My outline for the epic hooker fic that I am not writing still says "??? PROFIT!" at the end. (Omg, you are going to love it, though. I'm not going to go into details, because outlining my whole plot to people tends to make me lose my urgency to actually write, and then it will never get written, but! It will be awesome. There will be both past and current hooker!Morgan/Reid. Garcia will try to give poor abused Morgan some soup. It's gonna be amazing.)

Pfft! I do that all the time. It means that we are two well-balanced and psychologically healthy individuals. Obviously.

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ever_obsessed February 22 2010, 05:50:19 UTC
The Internets were trying to protect you.

THEY WERE REALLY. NOT GOOD, MM-KAY?

NOT. GOOD.

*tries to finish 'seventeen things about morgan and reid's sex life' and is too frustrated that the fucker is still not done*

NO, REALLY, BB.

THEY WERE NOT GOOD, MM-KAY?

But you know what would be good?

Hooker!Morgan, mm-kay, that would be good, THAT WOULD BE DAMN GOOD, I'M JUST SAYING, THINKING OUT LOUD, YOU KNOW, MM-KAY?

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scary_lullabies February 23 2010, 10:25:13 UTC
Oh dear. Oh deary dear. Was it bad even for hooker fic? Hooker fic is never really supposed to win literary awards...

I HAVE THE FIRST PART OF THE HOOKER!MORGAN DONE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO PLEASED WITH MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S THE SIMPLEST, EASIEST PART. MORE LIKE A PROLOGUE.

Also I don't know anyone in this fandom, do you know any good beta readers?

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acehorner February 19 2010, 21:43:08 UTC
!!! The second one looks like he's showing off the goods to a potential John, amirite?! (Who should be Hotchner. HOTCHNER I SAY. :P)

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scary_lullabies February 20 2010, 05:59:42 UTC
Omg, INORITE!! GAH. I JUST. GAAAH. The whole lack-of-hooker-fic-around-here epiphany came to me last night when I decided to google Shemar Moore just because I was bored and I was like, "Dear GOD, what did this poor boy used to DO for a living?!"

I PROMISE I WILL TRY TO WORK IN SOME HOTCHNER. SOMEHOW. Though I'm afraid he's going to prove very difficult to write.

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acehorner February 20 2010, 09:52:33 UTC
Hey, no worries! That's just right where my mind goes, I swear. (Also because there is NO FIC for this amazing paring. So you see I share in your disparagement of the Criminal Minds fandom. *nods*)

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scary_lullabies March 1 2010, 08:23:53 UTC
WHUT. Two people exist (fictionally) and the internet has not porned them together!? THIS WILL NOT STAND.

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modillian February 22 2010, 03:28:39 UTC
scary_lullabies February 23 2010, 10:25:59 UTC
Indeed!

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