The Gospel According to Ara, Chapter 22, Verse 6

Jun 11, 2008 19:57

So last night I was reading this awesome spn_j2_bigbang mpreg fic, and right as Jared goes into stress-induced (and if I'm remembering correctly, premature) labor, THE INTERNET DIES AND I CAN'T CLICK TO THE NEXT CHAPTER. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING WITH THIS SHIT. So I beseeched the God of the Interwebs to please have mercy on me, His adoring child, and make His face ( Read more... )

they don't know what's wrong with me, misc.

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xtinethepirate June 12 2008, 04:35:14 UTC
I too would be wroth with the God of the Interwebs. For verily he hath denied me the pleasures of porn at the workplace; he maketh the wireless glitch and run slow, so that I needs must concentrate on doing my job.

Even when there is naught for me to do.

For which I find thee, God, a bit of a bastard.

But I am glad to hear that he is looking out for your best interests. *hugs gently* And were you happily reunited with labour!Jared today? And was the return not the more sweet for its delay?

Btw, I love that you argue with the interwebs God. He's pretty cool not to just smite folk down for backtalk.

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scary_lullabies June 17 2008, 07:43:23 UTC
Yes I was reunited! And no, it wasn't as joyous as I thought, because cute as it was, I was expecting moar pr0ns. miss_begonia's Clueless!AU Timestamp has given me this ridiculously high standard for kidfic with pr0n in, and now I'm doomed to roam the earth forever, searching in vain for its equal.

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lady_deirdre June 12 2008, 06:57:56 UTC
I knew there was a good reason I don't hold with any kind of religion1! All it does is get in the way of porn, and dancing, and marinated jumbo shrimp.

1) No one really heard that, right? Right? ... Was that the thunder?

There is nothing whatsoever wrong with you, darling. That's why they can't find anything.

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scary_lullabies June 17 2008, 07:45:09 UTC
*nod, nod* Tru dat. Jumbo shrimp are a dirty, sinful, AMAZING pleasure.

Your logic is flawless!

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grimmus June 17 2008, 00:23:16 UTC
I'd like to request another icon, one that reads "All hail the king of dunces"; I was listening to "Dunce" by Voltaire and thought the quote sounded pretty good.

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