Day 78: Journal Entry

[scarsnblueeyes]

I got a letter today from Jiraiya.... He clams he's off in the Caribbean sitting on an island surrounded by "babes".... Which probably translates to, he's trapped at Baa-san's house and unable to leave.

He's also sent me a copy of his newest novel....

It's utter crap....

He's such a stupid pervert.

Comments

[scarsnblueeyes]

Jiraiya is the author of the Icha Icha Paradise, or Come Come Paradise novels. Depending on where you get your copies. Pure smut. He's a decent writer, but I liked his hero books better. This porn stuff just isn't to my taste. Plus it's all heterosexual stuff. Which is kind of nasty.

My arms itch... but other than that... yeah. I'm pretty good. I have to miss out on the Aqua Therapy. Which sucks.

[scarsnblueeyes]

when one of your personalities is a woman... you grow weary of them... plus you haven't met my grandmother....

Again with the being sorry for something you can't control. Mr. Ashford please don't feel sorry.

[the_hawkseyes]

You sound like you're feeling better.

[scarsnblueeyes]

I am.
Thanks for the help yesterday.

Are you bringing your puppy to Animal Therapy today?

[the_hawkseyes]

I'm glad to hear it. Remember to drop by this afternoon so I can take a look at your arms.

He's already in the Day Room, probably getting himself into trouble and buttering up everyone in sight.

[scarsnblueeyes]

I won't forget.

Sweet!

I'm going to grab Gamakichi and see if your dog likes me. Then I'll be by.

[doctor_lazy]

...

I...

I think I might have to inspect that novel. You remember Jiraiya but not me?

[scarsnblueeyes]

If I ever forgot Jiraiya he'd throw a fit... have you SEEN that man throw a fit? It's worse than any 2 year old.

I'm sorry.... You really don't seem familiar to me... But like I said... I don't remember much from High School. Just coming home lots of times with black eyes and headaches.

I'd say you could have it... but he'd probably check if I kept it or not... he has with the last volumes.