Fic: The Twelve Days of Sherlock

[scarletwas]

Title: The Twelve Days of Sherlock
Author: scarletwas  
Word count: 100 (x 13 = 1,300. ;D)
Pairing: Slight John/Sherlock
Genre: Crack, fluff
Rating: PG for swearing
Summary: When Sherlock wakes to the smell of fruit and fowl, he knows that it is the beginning of the end.
Author's notes: 13 100-word drabbles. Whoever said 'brevity is the soul of wit' might have been

Comments

[scarletwas]

I imagine him standing in the corner while his royal subjects dance around him and eat birdseed from his palms. Sigh. This is the kind of fic that happens when it's 2:45am and I've had a cup of coffee too many.

YAY! So happy you liked it! :'D

[patster223]

Hehe YAY FIC (So what if it isn't related to the prompt, IT'S AWESOME).

"Stalkers. You know how those internet-women get.” I have no idea what John's talking about. Stalkerish fangirls? Huh? *shifty*

John will later assure her that the sobs and oaths were of joy and gratitude. *DEEEEEATH* That visual image of Sherlock swearing and freaking out and John trying to reassure Mrs. Hudson that it's all cool. *death again*

He is about to toss the phone away when he hears a voice that sends a thrill of fear down his spine. ROFL Sherlock is SUCH a Mummy's boy. Of course the ONE thing he is afraid of is his MUM. xDDDDDDDD

My favorite was John walking in on Sherlock swimming in an inflatable swimming pool. CRAAAAAAAACK. *hugs the crack...sniffs it and hugs some more*

Also, John wearing a new sweater gives me the mental image of him wearing a Wesley sweater for a Christmas present with a big J on it.

THANK YOU FOR THIS FIC. And happy Christmas (this fic has changed the calender to December. Deal with it). :D

[patster223]

*WEASLEY SWEATER. HP SPELLING FAIL.

[scarletwas]

THAT OKAY BB.
I HAD MAJOR COMMENT FAIL EARLIER. (U KNOW ABOUT THIS. *IS SO EMBARRASSED*)

Sherlock will always be afraid of his mum. Always. ♥

I love that part too, actually. IF ONLY I COULD PIXELIZE SHERLOCK SWIMMING. ;____;
(I might do one of John in a Weasley sweater if I get the time, though. ;D)

I WILL GET TO YOUR REAL PROMPT ASAP BB. THINK OF THE MAYHEM WITH BOTH JOHN AND LESTRADE WATCHING SHERLOCK GO BONKERS. 8'D

[patster223]

AT LEAST WE BOTH FAIL EQUALLY.

;_; SOB, BB. NO PIXEL SWIMMING SHERLOCK. IF I COULD DRAW I WOULD DRAW IT FOR YOU. AND IT WOULD BE CUTE.
Sweater!John! *hearts*

BWAHAHA, THINKING OF THE MAYHEM MAKES ME TRES HAPPY. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. :D

[disaidra]

i could not stop laughing at this

[scarletwas]

HURRAH! :'D
Glad you liked it! 8D

[tehomet]

Very funny!

[scarletwas]

YAYY! Thank you! 8'D

[hoosier_red]

Hee! I love crack!fic like this -- SO good! And yeah, Sherlock will always live in terror of his mum (how I would love one episode that involves Christmas dinner).

[scarletwas]

Hurrah! Thank you. :'D That one line about his mum sparked so much crackfic, it's glorious. :') (I would sell what's left of my soul for a Christmas dinner episode.)