uh...

[scarletts_awry]

...no, I'm not surprised.

The Vamp - "deathly pale flesh tone" dildo which *sparkles* -- pardon me, "retains the new moon's glow" -- plus it retains heat and cold, so just throw it in the freezer if you want the "authentic experience." ... "Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you

Comments

[lorrainemarker]

I may not be able to stop giggling soon enough to make it to work on time. I keep thinking 'OMG they made a sparklie dildo.'

[nati_a]

Ok, so the blurb wasn't F-ed up enough for me. I had to read the reviews... OMFG wre they funny!