Call Me Hans 1/?

[scarlettquinn]

Title: Call Me Hans
Characters: Landa
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: QT owns everything important. (in the fic, anyway)
Warnings: In this chapter: Explicit Langauge.
Summary: "Words are totally his kink"

Comments

[anna_salem]

Absolutely amazing. Excellent characterization and dialogue. I nearly died!

There's almost a Hannibal Lecter quality to your Landa, and I absolutely love it.

[scarlettquinn]

Thank you!

I think there's sortof a Hannibal quality to Landa in general, though. It's the sociopathic "I know what you're going to do before you do it" thing. Not the eating people thing. I don't think Landa eats people...but then, I can't say I'd be surprised. ;)

Anyway, when I was writing this I wanted Julie to be equal parts Clarice Starling and Peggy from Mad Men so I'm glad you picked up on the Silence of the Lambs vibe.

[anna_salem]

Excellent!

Landa eats people metaphorically. lol.

I really love your OC. Definitely able to match with Landa, but also shows that vulnerability (keeping him "The Subject" in her mind.)

Are you planning on writing more about them? I'd love to read it.

[scarlettquinn]

you know, this was really just a one-shot to take my (our?) mind(s) off The Bear Jew Always Tops. I mean, I'm great with the sexy time writing, but useless with the nitty gritty plot driving writing. Why? Cause that's no fun. :)

And, strangely, I'm not hugely attracted to Landa. But I get why people are.

I don't know. Would you read a sequel?

[deborahkla]

Oohhh, MFG. I LOVE this. I love good word porn, and this is marvelous! And so incredibly hot. Please write more!

[scarlettquinn]

Thank you for the comment! We have a few more fics centred around other characters from the movie in the works. A few more one shots (as we call them) from characters other than the Basterds are definitely coming up!

So glad you enjoyed this fic!

[street_spirit01]

i love this! i haven't seen other fictions written like this before and i love it.. really hot, i agree - write more :) you're good

[scarlettquinn]

Thank you so much! I'm batting around an idea for a sequel now, so maybe I'll follow through with it.

[miss_talitha]

Mmmm, so erotic! :P
I can quite picture the whole scene, the sexual tension in the air so thick you could cut it.
I love the thought of Landa diving at her "like a panther" to tear off her clothes.
You have not only confirmed my suspicions that Landa has a foot/shoe fetish, but also that he would surely be a fan of phone sex(& be v.accomplished at it too)!
I also love the idea of them carrying on this erotic conversation in front of the waiters, but in German, so it's public yet private at the same time.
One of my favourite parts was at the 'climax' of the conversation where Landa shouts "yes" and "his laughter rang out across the dining room".
I could completely see and hear that moment.

The whole idea and style of what you've written is really original, and I would definitely like to read a sequel!

[scarlettquinn]

Yay! Thank you so much, I'm way more pleased with myself than I should be right now.

I was really worried when I was writing this, Quinn and I were discussing it and I was going "are you sure this is sexy?" because, I know I'm a freak, but I don't know about the rest of the world, you know? So I'm so, so stoked that people are enjoying this.

[erratic_entropy]

O.M.G

*fans self*

I too have a word kink and I thought this was AMAZING. ( I was almost late to class because I couldn't stop reading !!) You definitely captured Landa’s personality and Tarantino’s suspense.

Not to mention it was fucking HOTT.

Great job my dear!

[scarlettquinn]

Thank you so much! I'm ridiculously flattered right now and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this was hot because I was really worried people were going to be all "That's not sex!" so hey, good times.

But seriously, I hope you weren't actually late or I'll have guilt. ;)

[erratic_entropy]

I think my favorite thing about it was the fact that physically there was no sex. There was nothing physical or even slightly obscene. The actions contrasting their words (not to mention in public) was the winning combo. I totally get it.

[and no, I made it to class on time, but my mind was entirely somewhere else]

[scarlettquinn]

[Awesome]

And hey, double awesome. You know, sometimes the sexiest things are the things that don't lead to sex. (TMI, I'm sure) I had a boyfriend in college that would spend HOURS doing things like this with me just to see how long we could hold out until we just fell on each other. Good times, man, good times.

Edit: point I'm making--this kind of sexy doesn't get a lot of airplay and it should. Just so you don't go thinking I'm just like "hey, commenter, she must want to know about my 'inspiration'". Oy. I'm making it worse. Going back to my corner now.