Complaints

[scarlettina]

Clearly I picked a good day to be crabby. I gave everyone else permission to be crabby, too. I love you all, my crabby friends. You complain with the best of 'em. It really cheered me up.

For your excellence at crabbiness, I give you Complaints Choirs of the World. (gnomi, there's even a Jerusalem complaints choir!) I spent half the morning considering

Comments

[lisagail]

oh- very very nice

[mrdorbin]

The man behind me on the bus
Has spent the last twenty minutes on his cell phone (Cell phone! Cell phone! Cell phone!)
And now I know far more about his
Car repairs than I ever cared to (Cared to! Cared to! Cared to!)

[pixxelpuss]

My classmates are always twenty minutes late,
then they blame the traffic for it.
The goddamn traffic is always there,
Plan for it, you idiot!

[deedop]

Oh geez, I could write one a mile long just for today but I'm too worn out from trying to cope.

I will say: extra applause for including the odious Eyman in your tune!

[scarlettina]

Oh, he's just loathsome and people still don't get it!

[steve98052]

I'll add a round of applause for the Eyman mockery. I saw him mentioned again today, complaining about a proposed gas-guzzler tax. I wonder if a hot air tax would shut him up.

[livingdeadpan]

I'm certain I could write catchy tunes to people's epic bitchy librettos. :D

[pixxelpuss]

I am totally in. I would sing in a complaints choir.