From eviltemptress69 's friend Nicole in jokes :

"A cop pulls over to question a hooker. He tells her that she can't be selling sex. The hooker says "I'm not. I'm selling condoms with free pussy samples."

Here's a little joke from eviltemptress69 in jokes to get your weekend going good! -wink-

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.

"I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest and toughest whore in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.

"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs ( Read more... )

Snagged from lolalovelyx :

1. Ever been to a strip club? Yes, and I found I both want to be the girls and fuck the girls all at the same time! ;)

2. Ever been to a bar? Yes, but not really...if that makes sense...

3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No

4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No, I've only been drunk twice in my life ( Read more... )

A very sexy Happy Birthday goes out to bambu42 !!! I wish you a birthday full of orgasmic delights and fantasies fulfilled! Happy Birthday sexy!!!

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So Master has been fucking my ass on a fairly regular basis lately and I must say that I've become quite the ass fucking fiend!!! I just can't get enough of it! Guess I'm just a dirty little slut who likes it in the ass! Heehee!!!

From eviltemptress69 in jokes 
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have ( Read more... )

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Yeah Bitches!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about!!!

Your result for The Fellatio Afficionado Test...
True Afficionado

You scored 85Experience, 120 Technique!

You've got the experience and the talents to completely intoxicate a man. No man will forget you or your talents. You've totaly destoyed any chance of any other woman satistying him in this ( Read more... )

Yeah, that sounds like me...

Your result for The Sexuality Spectrum Test...
Bi/Slightly Straight

You scored 12 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)


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