For lastvoyages: Tenth Hex [video+spam]

[scarlet_discord]

[Wanda is in a disconcerting lack of tight patent leather clothing--thigh high boots, corset, boy shorts under a miniscule ruffly skirt and opera gloves--almost entirely in black save for red collar, piping and laces. Her lipstick is black and she smirks at the camera

Comments

[Private]

[notiaraincluded]

You know it. Don't nobody know how to take care of a woman like Mister Cage.

[Private]

[scarlet_discord]

There's a reason why you're the only guy here who gets the goods.

Re: [Private]

[notiaraincluded]

You're damn right.

[private]

[scarlet_discord]

Did Frankie ever manage to get that guy's blood outta your rug? I swear some people become complete douchecanoes when they're high.

Private

[tadwizard]

Sure! Power upgrades are fun. Go blow something up when you get it.

Private

[scarlet_discord]

Yaaaay! You're the bestest.

Holy fuck, King Arthur--I mean Arthas--has officially Lost His Shit. Maybe we should keep the hell away from that.

Private

[tadwizard]

Yeah...going to agree with you there.

Private

[scarlet_discord]

Gonna have a look-see around, see if I can notice anything. I got a bad feeling.

[video]

[counturfingers]

Wanda?

How is something like this interesting?

[video+private]

[scarlet_discord]

Aw Hell. [There was the uncomfortable feeling of being poked in her small but still somewhat extant conscience.]

Okay, let me translate that from Bitchese. Something really violent is brewing and if you want a safe place to sit back and watch, I have one.

[video+private]

[counturfingers]

I'm all for safe. You know me.

Violence is bad for you.

[video+private]

[scarlet_discord]

Head on down to Casa de Chaos then. I don't mind. Let's steal some supplies from the kitchen.

Meh, I'm ready for it. I just got a power upgraaade. Yeah! [She spins around in her chair, kicking her legs.]

Private;

[vfranklinmott]

No. Absolutely not.

Private;

[scarlet_discord]

...what?

Did Luke get to you? I'll hex him into a red paste!

Private;

[vfranklinmott]

I'm sure Luke would like nothing more than for me to supply V to the whole bloody ship. No, this is me willingly saying no.

Private;

[scarlet_discord]

But...

Dude, why? You know I'll deal straight with you.