Ha ha, I almost wrote that fic. I actually did start writing one based off the Cobra video where Patrick magically became impregnated with bunnies, but it freaked me out too much.
Patrick has always thought of himself as kind of a freak. He was diagnosed with laziness in high school, he's pretty sure he sweats more than a normal person should, and dude, he can't even read books because they turn into music in his head. But this? he thinks, looking around for his wayward charge. This just takes the fucking cake.
He's pretty sure, if this band thing ever comes to a grinding halt, that he has a pretty lucrative career waiting for him in the circus. He'll be “The Amazing Rabbit Producing Boy!” Or, like, “The Virginal Interspecies Reproducing Man!” The name needs work, he knows, but words are Pete's forte, not Patrick's.
He scoops up the little bunny rabbit that he's named Patrick Jr. #27 and places him gently on the bed next to his brothers and sisters. “Be good, my little freak of nature babies,” he tells them. “I'm off to tour the world. Mom will be up to feed you later.”
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He's pretty sure, if this band thing ever comes to a grinding halt, that he has a pretty lucrative career waiting for him in the circus. He'll be “The Amazing Rabbit Producing Boy!” Or, like, “The Virginal Interspecies Reproducing Man!” The name needs work, he knows, but words are Pete's forte, not Patrick's.
He scoops up the little bunny rabbit that he's named Patrick Jr. #27 and places him gently on the bed next to his brothers and sisters. “Be good, my little freak of nature babies,” he tells them. “I'm off to tour the world. Mom will be up to feed you later.”
I HAVE FOUR PAGES OF THIS CRAZY.
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