3: Birds and tire irons clearly don't mix

[scaresplants]

[The video opens with something dark, like fabric, moving around on the camera. Loud huffs can be heard in the background, as if someone's running. It suddenly stops, and there's a short angry hiss before it's cut off with a loud thud, as if someone has gone and tried to hit a sack of potatoes with a baseball bat.

The SFC is finally taken out of the

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[benevolist]

[ The angel switches on his own device and adjusts it so it's not just staring down at half of his face or anything. He pauses, then offers a gentle smile. ]

What is it, my dear?

[video]

[scaresplants]

You actually got video, wow. Anyways, before we talk, could you filter your SFC to me and me only? Cause, I don't want you-know-who to listen in and spoil our fun, if you know what I mean.

...Do you even know how to filter conversations? Or do I have to show you?

( video : filtered to crowley )

[benevolist]

Yes, yes, I did. I also learned how to do that, give me a moment.

[ There's a small amount of fiddling and beeping as the angel sorts it out, but then it's good. ]

So, my dear. What seems to be the problem?

(video: filtered to aziraphale)

[scaresplants]

Good. It's filtered? Okay.

[The demon takes off his glasses, chuckling. He seems to be in a good mood- right up til he looks at the camera with a glare. Don't worry, Aziraphale, it's not directed towards you at all. ]

Do you know what that catboy did? Oh, I can't believe him! He copied my form, my look, even my voice and went to Nodoka, acting that I was this really immoral thing that didn't even care about her! Nghhhhh. I hate him so much.