Eeeek!

[scarbaby]

An open letter to Amy Winehouse:

Dear Amy,

Did you also say 'No, no, no' when they tried to make you go to the dentist?

I understand if you hate going to the dentist. I do, too.

But since you are in the public eye a lot more than I am, I think you could afford to see a dentist, ooh, maybe once a year

Comments

[lorifury]

I don't think Amy Winehouse is concerned about feeling any pain. She probably shoots up into her own eyes for kicks. I'm sure the dentist could perform three simultaneous root canals and she'd yawn the entire time.

I feel you could also scold her on her beehive, that thing is just bedraggled. It usually looks like the hair clog that sloughed off in the neighbor's swimming pool in Harry and the Hendersons. Is that reference too obscure? It just came to me.

[scarbaby]

I shudder to think what may be living in that hairpiece of hers. I'm truly frightened by it!

[sisonsojourn]

i love you.

[scarbaby]

I love you too, Seester!