my froat hurts. i lost my voice.

oh poop.

i've got my stank-ass cat lolita melita sitting on my lap. She seriously smells like a dirty vag[ina ( Read more... )

ladies and gentleman, don't take drugs. Even if the doctor told you to ( Read more... )

i am so smart ( Read more... )

I love David and Goliath. And when I say that I don't mean in a biblical sense. The little cartoon guys. I got this purse by them and it has a picture of a couple on it, and the boys face is scratched out. Then underneath that it says 'ex boyfriend'. It makes me laugh. More than the other purse I have by them that says 'boys are stupider send them ( Read more... )

How to make a scandalism
Ingredients:

5 parts mercy

1 part arrogance

3 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

So my great grandmother died on Wednesday morning at like 2 am.
So now I am up at my dads for the viewing and funeral.
All this family that I don't know was here.
It's uncomfortable.
blech.
But anyway, I'm alright. I just got my paycheck today for $428.
They took one hundred dollars away in taxes. I'm pissed.

well hey there everybody. My life is only going forward at this point. I had a crappy day yesterday, because of a bad dream that scared the shit out of me, but I think/hope that's all over now ( Read more... )

so who wants to hang out with me tomorrow night- friday night???
I wanna do something fun...but I dont know what to do or who to do it with.

I had had HAD to post this...because well, its so true! Ah the colorguard has always loved me. But wait, everyone loves me! because I am just a lovable sort of gal. In fact, I don't think there was anyone in marching band that disliked me. And if they did they were only jealous. Oh except for Justin. But that's because he's an idiot. Like really. ( Read more... )