[video] Technology: 1; Crotchety Old Man: 0

[theblackstaff]

[when the video blinks on, the only thing visible is a white ceiling, and the sounds of somebody moving around in a room]
Fool thing, what's wrong with a communications spell...

[the camera shifts, but instead of focusing on a face, all you see is some hair, and then an ear, pressed against the camera. There is also an overly loud, overly enunciated

Comments

[billyalpha]

"Wards?"

Wait, you're a wizard, and that phone's still working?

[theblackstaff]

Wards.

I'm as surprised as you, boy.

[Voice, he sounds like hell]

[outtabubblegum]

This thing on? Testing, testing.

Sir, if you are hearing this let me know, I'm not sure how this thing works.

[video, since McCoy apparently always presses the same wrong button]

[theblackstaff]

[the video shakes and suddenly an eye fills the screen as Ebenezar peers at the camera]

I hear you, Hoss. You sound like hell.

[Voice] 1/2

[outtabubblegum]

Don't worry sir, I look a lot better than I fe-

[Text] 2/2

[outtabubblegum]

Feel. Sorry, pushed the wrong button on this tng.

Oh, and your eye is looking bright and youthful by the wya.