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Characters: Fassad, welcome to all
What: Fassad making a ruckus in the park and drawing a crowd
Where: FDC Park
When: Whenever
Rating: Pff!
"But then I've learned... what has the greatest power to bring happiness into this world!"
The pudgy Arabian-garbed man rose his hands up in the air. Goddam did this guy wish he had a monkey with him, as he had been standing in the park trying to sell crap that nobody's actually buying! But he kept at it. He needed money after all! And while nobody was taking him seriously, they remained in his circle for sheer amusement.
"This happiness... comes in the form of INTERNET."
He dropped one hand down, staring at the crowd in suspense as he waggled a finger from his other hand.
"This kind of happiness, however, is something we need to have with us wherever we go in our busy lives! And this is why, my friends, the iHappy is truly a device of pure genius! The iHappy will not only give you the happiness of seven-hundred channels and hi-res mobile internet access, it's also a slick little electrocution device! You could really see this in action if I had some annoying pests in need of electrocution! Nweheheheh!"
He went on with his loud speech. Is six dollars for a razor and lipstick so much to ask for?
What: Fassad making a ruckus in the park and drawing a crowd
Where: FDC Park
When: Whenever
Rating: Pff!
"But then I've learned... what has the greatest power to bring happiness into this world!"
The pudgy Arabian-garbed man rose his hands up in the air. Goddam did this guy wish he had a monkey with him, as he had been standing in the park trying to sell crap that nobody's actually buying! But he kept at it. He needed money after all! And while nobody was taking him seriously, they remained in his circle for sheer amusement.
"This happiness... comes in the form of INTERNET."
He dropped one hand down, staring at the crowd in suspense as he waggled a finger from his other hand.
"This kind of happiness, however, is something we need to have with us wherever we go in our busy lives! And this is why, my friends, the iHappy is truly a device of pure genius! The iHappy will not only give you the happiness of seven-hundred channels and hi-res mobile internet access, it's also a slick little electrocution device! You could really see this in action if I had some annoying pests in need of electrocution! Nweheheheh!"
He went on with his loud speech. Is six dollars for a razor and lipstick so much to ask for?