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Shocky loves grumpy old men, news at 11

May 18, 2011 13:20

[Just a typical day with Char flying around the school and-- wait, that's not Char. While it's easy to confuse the two, anyone who knows their Charizards will note that this one is an elder, covered in scars from a lifetime of turf wars and fighting over the laaaay-dies. Now he's come for you, SBG ( Read more... )

shocky get out, just for fun, trollll in the dungeon, this will never happen

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Charibura Zardkuen blazinglizard May 18 2011, 21:28:25 UTC

[Whoa. Look at that. Char's "another stupid Charizard stomping all over my turf" senses are tingling. And look. It's ANOTHER MALE. EDGING IN ON HIS TERRITORY. OHH SNAP.

Here he is, stomping his way out to the courtyard to cordially invite this dapper gentleman to join him for finger sandwiches and tea. By which I mean "roar and puke fire at the sky". So that this guy knows this is CHAR'S TURF and he should LEAVE IMMEDIATELY before he is IMPALED ASS-FIRST ON THE FLAGPOLE. That's just the kind of host Char is.]

and this is why we can't have mcflurries blazinglizard May 19 2011, 03:56:39 UTC

[It's Pokemon. I ain't gotta explain OH SHIT that is his neck oh god teeth are sharp and pointy ow. He's just gonna... keep Thunderpunching your face until you let go. It's very hard to think of ideas when there are teeth at your throat, you see.]

You're the worst fakemom ever :'((( drshocky May 19 2011, 04:17:53 UTC

[MAN if only Charizards had slightly scrawnier arms. You would think they aren't much for punching as it is. And six limbs what is that nonsense BLAH BLAH POKEMON.

An old dragon can only take so much electricity before DYING HORRIBLY having to concede before he suffers a heart attack or something. He lets go and collapses with an indignant roar.]

but you still love me, right? blazinglizard May 19 2011, 04:49:10 UTC

[VICTORY. Char's just gonna... pretend his throat's not hurting or anything. And add insult to injury by leaning his head on down and clamping his teeth around one of the old guy's horns. This is Chayzard-speak for "I am superior hahahaha", you see.]

You were sayin', old man?

I-- y-- QUIT PLAYIN GAMES WITH MY HEAAART. drshocky May 19 2011, 04:54:34 UTC

[WHAT A DICK. He shoves Char off and rolls over.] First time I've lost to a runt like you. [Which is a DEPRESSING THOUGHT that just freaks him out enough to get back up, flare his wings, and... fold his wings around his body and bow. At least one of them should be gracious about it.]

...Maybe I'm getting too old for this after all.

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