[An unfamiliar face roams the hallways, dragging her (his?) bookbag behind her carelessly. A scowl never leaves her face, and she generally comes off as very uninviting
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[Hey Reagan, hope you don't mind a goofy douchebag crossing your path. I promise, his intentions are good, he's just... uh... not very good at words sometimes.]
... A giant cat. That ain't something you see every day.
[Instantly takes his poking gesture as a challenge and grabs him by the finger, taking his arm in her other paw, and flipping him over her shoulder onto his back, almost reflexively.]
[WOAH WHAT- well, that wasn't quite the reaction he'd expected. The wind gets temporarily knocked out of him, disabling his speech for a moment as he tried to catch his lungs.
What was with this chick?] H-Hey, what was that for?
[Be careful where you toss that stuff, Reagan. That math notebook just landed on a certain someone's tail. And immediately caught fire. He shakes it off, gives the thing a few solid whacks with his tail to put it out, then looks over her way.]
Whoa, jackass, take it easy. You diggin' for treasure or something?
I don't give a shit what you do, so long as you keep it the hell away from me. Next thing that hits me ain't just gettin' set on fire. It's gettin' rammed down your ear.
What's new pussy cat, Woooaaahooooaaaooooaaoooohh~ [This cat is just swaggering along in the hallway minding his own business when suddenly, LOCKER EXPLOSION.]
...oh? [STARE OF CONFUSION. It's not his locker but that is one mighty mess.]
Well, you're new, and the breaks around here probably work a little different to the breaks wherever the hell you're from, so, let me teach you a couple things about breaks.
[Bangs on the door next to his locker, causing his to pop open again.]
Your books are in my locker. Move them. Or I'll move them for you and show you why they call them The Breaks.
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... A giant cat. That ain't something you see every day.
Hey? [SHOULDER POKE.]
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"WHAT do you WANT, human?!"
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What was with this chick?] H-Hey, what was that for?
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[Releases her grip on his finger and shoves herself away from him. Turns away and walks on, speaking to him with her back turned.]
I don't take kindly to folk who think invading MY personal space is their right and duty. Just leave me alone!
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Whoa, jackass, take it easy. You diggin' for treasure or something?
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[She glares at him for a moment, then answers:]
I'm putting my books in this fuckin' locker. Is that a fuckin' problem?
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...oh? [STARE OF CONFUSION. It's not his locker but that is one mighty mess.]
Woah, what's with the train wreck?
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I saw a locker, I needed a locker, so I took it. The janitors will clean it up.
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[He makes a face of shocking realization, though it's pretty plain to see he's just putting it on to carry his SELF IMPORTANT point across]
What if you tripped and hurt yourself?
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Very nice, but it'd never happen. And if I WAS clumsy enough to hurt myself, points to whoever dun it!
Anyone stupid enough to trip over a stupid book deserves it!
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....and whos locker do you think you're using today, Buddy? Because that locker looks an awful lot like mine.
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[She bites her tongue in a cocky grin and turns to meet his gaze.]
Funny, it looks more like my locker now. Look, see... [points to her stuff] my books are in it. [points to his stuff all over the floor] Yours aren't.
Dems da breaks. [She shrugs and smugly slams the locker shut.]
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Well, you're new, and the breaks around here probably work a little different to the breaks wherever the hell you're from, so, let me teach you a couple things about breaks.
[Bangs on the door next to his locker, causing his to pop open again.]
Your books are in my locker. Move them. Or I'll move them for you and show you why they call them The Breaks.
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Hey. Hey? You gonna eat that?
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Um, no. Have at it, fatso.
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[Spoilers: No it isn't. Plucks up the lunch bag and starts rifling through it.]
Oooh-hooo baby! Pee-Bee-and-Jay! Score! Thanks buddy. My name is Sonny Moe! [Extends a paw.]
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