Pixle, this is for you!

[metal_feathers]

[There's a bird. A metal bird. He appears to be looking for someone.]

[However, for some reason, it seems to also take interest in a lot of other people. I wonder who he will bonk into?]

Comments

[umbreon_blacky]

[metal_feathers]

[And then he stares at the nanny hot babe and says "someone left the window open" in Pokespeak. Which sounds like a million loud screeches. Nails on a chalkboard.]

[umbreon_blacky]

[metal_feathers]

[That was the idea! He seemed to puff up with a bit of pride. Because FUCK YEAH, he did it all by himself. Even though he actually fell out the window into a bush and had only done so much as hover around a little. WHATEVER, what he won't say won't hurt.]

[blazinglizard]

[Oh. Awesome. Popcorn chicken.]

[metal_feathers]

[Oh. Shit. Scary Dragon. Uh, I mean. Oh. Cool. Fire dragon. He's actually pretty terrified but he's gonna just stand there and act like he wasn't.]

[blazinglizard]

[Yeah, that's it, delicious thing. Keep just standing still. Char's just gonna casually lower his head down and open wide.]

[metal_feathers]

[Well okay, this wasn't working. Screw trying to be awesomely brave for the Master, time to get the heck outta there. Probably not before making a swipe to Char's snout before running away.]

EEEEeeee

[things_go_boom]

[Lash is busy. Inventing in the corridors. Because that's what you do in the corridors.

Okay she's peeking into other people's lockers trying to look inconspicuous.]

Re: EEEEeeee

[metal_feathers]

[HE'S RECOGNIZES THAT BIG HEAD OF HAIR ANYWHERE. IT'S LADY MASTER PERSON. Boing boing boing, he bounces all around you. He is a pretty excited little birdy okay. And he also screeches a little screech.]

[things_go_boom]

[Omigosh it is her littlest little birdy oh gosh now she doesn't have to see if someone stole him while she wasn't looking.]

You went out of the room again, didn't you?

[metal_feathers]

[He nods away. Screech. He's so proud of himself. Oh wait, he wanted to show her something. What's that? He flapped his wings...and hovered off the ground! Hovered, not flying. And he was up for five seconds. It is very impressive.]

[yellow_binesi]

[Oh. Hello Skarmory. Your presence had made a good day turn bad for a certain yellow bird.

There's a thunder bird perched high up on a building, glaring daggers at you.]

[metal_feathers]

[He noticed. He doesn't appreciate the glares maaaan.]

...What?

[yellow_binesi]

[Well you still get glares from this guy forever. Deal with it.]

YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE. GTFO.