[SOMEBODY can't write a DR post to save her life.]

[temptedthesnake]

[Oh, hello. Who is this and what is she doing here.]

[She appears to be reading. In the library. Carry on...]

Comments

[animu_nerd]

[And then a gray-haired nerd walks up to her.]

H-hello! I don't think we've met before? Are you new?

[He is being totally pro-active and meeting new people! At the library, shut up]

[temptedthesnake]

[The library is a great place to meet people what are you talking about.]

...You could say that. I'm EVA.

[animu_nerd]

EVA? Like Ethylene vinyl acetate? Y-you don't seem to be a polymer that approaches elastomeric materials in softness and flexibility...

[Otacon you are really bad at this.]

[temptedthesnake]

Just EVA is fine, thanks.

[Have a condescending smile for your troubles.]

[musthatefrogs]

[RAEG. THIS IS ALL THAT CAN COME OF THIS.]

[temptedthesnake]

[OH FUCK. WHO INVITED YOU TO THIS PARTY.]

[musthatefrogs]

[HELL BUREAUCRACY. I AM STILL PISSED OFF, WHORE.]

[temptedthesnake]

[I GUESS THAT MAKES TWO OF US.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Sniff sniff. That smell... perfume and motorcycle fuel... HE KNOWS THAT SMELL]

[temptedthesnake]

[Oh god, not you too...]

[majorcrotchgrab]

You. Disgusting woman. You ruined everything for me...!

[temptedthesnake]

[I'm just going to pretend that...]

I'm sorry, I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

[page flip...]

creepin. creepin all over you.

[ocelol]

[GET OUT]

creepin right back at you.

[temptedthesnake]

[BUT I JUST GOT HERE...]

someone said EVA and I came running at mach 10

[notsotoxic]

[Someone was just heading towards their usual chair, the usual book stack of the day balanced carefully in her arms. AKA following a path recalled from memory since she couldn't quite see past the amount of literature in her hands. Oops.]

huhuhuhu

[temptedthesnake]

[This redhead seems oddly familiar...]

[But she can't quite put her finger on it.]

;w;

[notsotoxic]

[She's a lot taller now. Nine whole inches! She has a perfectly normal complexion too!]

[She had set down the books and was about to sit down with the one she had chosen to start with when she realized she was not the only one there.]

Excuse...

[Her voice hadn't changed. Neither had her stare. ...She dropped her book.]

[temptedthesnake]

[Oh...]

Oh.

[She's not quite sure what to say. She sets her own book down and gets up to get Vianca's for her.]