Jerkface Fearow looks for derpy trainer, film at 11

[lev_ayah]

[From the mun who brought you jerkface team leader, comes another jerkface...
Oh hi there. There is a Fearow flying into a tree near the entrance to the school. Sigh, where could she be... It flies down to the ground, changing into a stern faced, red haired male. He looks around unhappily]

Dammit, where is she now? I swear...
[Oh and he has no clothes

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[musthatefrogs]

[There is a seven-foot tall Soviet eying you questioningly. Namely, he still is not really used to (or fond of) the sight of giant birds landing and BAMF!ing into people.

Naked people.]

You're one of them.

[As he's giving the body a good look. What a beautiful body you have, like a newborn baby. But not for long...]

[lev_ayah]

[Hm? He doesn't notice the look, given he has no modesty because...well Poggles don't need clothes.]

One of them? What's that supposed to mean?

[musthatefrogs]

An animal.

Fly away, little bird.

[lev_ayah]

[He sneers] I'm not an animal. I'm a Pokémon, a Fearow. The most majestic of the bird Pokémon.

[Yeah, not prideful in the least]

And I'm not flying anywhere just yet. I'm looking for my trainer.

[notsilvertongue]

[But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is-- oh nevermind it's just Lyra. She's busy talking to her trusty Furret a ways away. She has it by the shoulders and is shaking it. CLEARLY SOMETHING SERIOUS IS GOING ON.]

I don't want to cause a panic, but YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. I'M FREAKING OUT PRETTY BAD. I can't find Ayah! His Pokeball's empty! I called Bill, and he says he checked and Ayah didn't accidentally get in the PC somehow, and the Pokemon Center says they don't have any Fearows either!

We're not going anywhere until we find him, so here's the plan. You search the grounds, I search the buildings with the rest of the team. And make sure you don't get lost, either! It's hard enough finding one of us!

[lev_ayah]

[Hm? Hey that voice in the distance is familiar]

Hm?

[He calls out] Master?

[1/i'm sorry]

[notsilvertongue]

[Oh, gosh, what's that noise? Lyra innocently turns around.]

[2/sob]

[notsilvertongue]

[Oh, it's just some dude. Some dude who neglected to put any pants on that day.]

[green_arachnid]

[Okay Spinarak is having some mind panics at where she's standing...which was behind a tree. A FEAROW OH GOD. Those long beaks and sharp claws oh my god AAAHHHHHhhh--

Wait now the Fearow is a dude. Huh. Okay no more OH MY GOD AAHh beaks and claws but this guy is still that Fearow oh god.

And hey. He doesn't have clothes on. His body looks kind of similar, but not quite as that scarred man she saw in art class some time ago. This is kind of interesting. But she doesn't move from where she's standing and peeks out from the tree much similar to this position because she's still scared of the Fearow who just turned into a guy.]

[lev_ayah]

[He spots the movement of Spinny moving behind the tree, and scowls]

You there.

[green_arachnid]

[ASDFKDSJFs oh no she was found! She ducked for cover behind the tree. Yeah, the bird is not a human, but what if this guy liked to eat bugs. Even if he didn't know she was a spider...she didn't even consider that

Hopefully the guy thought it was just a bunch of leaves and walk away.]

[lev_ayah]

[More scowling]

I know you're there. Come on out, already.

[dirgeoffire]

[Volvagia doesn't know what this weird naked bird-guy is. Not that he cared about nudity. He was naked 24/7 until he came to this school and got a human body.]

Looking for someone?

[No, he wasn't going to help looking for whoever this guy's looking for. This lava dragon's just bored.]

[lev_ayah]

[Oh FINALLY someone who can help maybe]

Yeah, looking for a brown haired, short girl. Wears overalls and a hat, name's Lyra. She ran off this way, but I can't find her.

[dirgeoffire]

[Nnooppe 8');;]

Lyra? Why are you looking for her? Is she your daughter?

[lev_ayah]

...Are you kidding me? She's my trainer. Though I might as well be a parent for all I have to watch her. [He sighs]

SILVER HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

[new_moon_prince]

[IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME]

Ayah has the important announcement of wanting to punch him 1/2

[lev_ayah]

[YOOOOOOOOU HE KNOWS YOU BOY. He's scowling so bad]

Silver!

2/2

[lev_ayah]

What have you done with her!?

Put on some pants and he would have probably had a different reaction

[new_moon_prince]

[EWWW NAKED GUY I NEED AN ADULT.
And that exact horror gentleman, is the message conveyed in his expression.]

What are you talking about?!

[HE WILL NOT HESITATE TO KICK YOU IN THE BARE TESTICLES, CRAZY MAN. Then he will wash his shoes for the next half an hour.]