NEEDS MORE SHOTALOLIS

[notblazingyet]

[Holy crap, SBG. Somebody has taken over the cafeteria with paper and FINGER PAINTS. They are just laying out there, practically screaming "make pretty pictures with meeee!" at you.

There might also be milk cartoons and cookies for snacktime. It is a cafeteria, after all.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

FIGHT 
POKEMON
SHOTALOLI
RUN]

Comments

[notsolittlemac]

[SHOTALOLI and OMG COOKIES! Are they all allowed to eat them? Because a even more tiny boy is gonna be eating one.]

[notblazingyet]

[Oh no, Littlest Mac! Littlest derpmander has just reached for the same cookie you did. Shota showdoooown]

[notsolittlemac]

[Oh no! Someone has gotten to the cookie as well! What a crisis!]

U-um...

[notblazingyet]

[Oh no! Maybe he better just pick out another... oh no wait FORGET THAT. He is tough and independent he doesn't take no cookie-swiping backsass.]

I... I'll fight you for it...?

[Super convinving amirite]

[leadthemalong]

[Olimar grabs some paper and paints, but he gets up and looks for crayons. Finger paint was okay, but crayons made less mess! He didn't want someone mad at him for making a mess.]

...I'll make a flower!

what am i doing

[angelbabypit]

[wooooo tiny wobbly winged thing has been perched behind you this whole time]

Fun!!! Me too?

Re: what am i doing

[leadthemalong]

Want to paint with me? My name is Olimar, it's nice to meet you.

Re: what am i doing

[angelbabypit]

Yeah! [He grabs a jar of finger paint and tries to take the lid of with his thumb. Sorry Pit! It doesn't work that way!]

[persuadebypest]

[lizard boy was about to come in for something to eat but look at all this paper and paint jars what?]

This place is disgusting! Where's mophead so he could clean it up?

[notblazingyet]

It's not disgusting! They're just paints.

[persuadebypest]

It's not right to have foodstuffs and artstuffs in the same room! What is this, a poorhouse?

[notblazingyet]

People like finger painting, and people like cookies! What's wrong with that?

...And what's a poorhouse...?

[new_moon_prince]

[Silver is displeased at such childish offerings. Don't you know he's a MAN? He is 12 and a half!]

[notblazingyet]

[Totally the manliest man that ever... manned. Here, Silver. Have the shortest of Charmanders. Randomly talking because shut up Pokemon can magically talk in the DR. %C ]

...Aren't you gonna have a cookie?

[not that he cares or anything]

[new_moon_prince]

[Don't let the long hair and girlish figure fool you he is a manly man]

"Why would I want your stupid cookies do you have peanutbutter that's my favorite?"

[notblazingyet]

Yes several of them don't they look ~delicious~? I was just asking...! Don't you like cookies?

[blondprodigy]

[tiny_bang]

HI!

[blondprodigy]

[tiny_bang]

[Points to the book.]

Is that Essential Science: The Human Genome by Jeremy Cherfas?!