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[platinumplastic]

[It's a beautiful, snowy evening. All is calm, all is quiet

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[drshocky]

[Hello giant wormy thing, here is a tiny kitty thing about to be squished. Quick, kitty, jump out of the way!]

Hey! Watch out!

[platinumplastic]

[And Giratina shuffles back a step, yelping like she'd just trod on a thumbtack.]

Oh... oh my gosh, I'm sorry! I didn't even see you! Not that you're hard to see or anything. I just wasn't paying attention... I mean, it isn't that I was ignoring you, just...

[drshocky]

[Saved! Chloe shakes some snow off her tiny self and peers up.]

Why are you even bothering trying to lie to me? It's dark and I'm small. At least you could hear me.

[platinumplastic]

I-I'm not lying! I really... oh, please don't be offended! I'm really sorry!

[time_mast3r]

[Here you go Gira, have your sister giving you a grim look symbolizing "wtf r u doin with that"]

[platinumplastic]

[OH SNAP, IT'S DIALGA. Giratina ducks behind her snowball. Which doesn't really work, because she's still much bigger than it. Fail!Tina is go.]

Oh. Um. Dialga! I. Uh. I was just... um.

[time_mast3r]

[Oh she thinks that's cute...okay not really.]

You weren't attempting something that would have consequences, hmm? Because you know how I do not tolerate that...

[platinumplastic]

[She tries to shrink farther back behind the snowball, but all she's really doing is making herself look like some kind of mutated turtle.]

No! No, it's nothing like that, I promise! I wasn't trying to do anything bad, I just... I just thought...

[pineneedleseer]

[You're being watched, Giratina. Morty looks pretty amused. Maybe even a little enamored because he never thought a giant wormy thing could look so cute or playful]

[platinumplastic]

[Doot doot here I go rollin' a snowball. She seems to have decided her current snowball is big enough, so she bends her head down to start a new one. Which brings her almost eye-to-eye with Morty.

Which makes her yelp like an overgrown Poochyena, rear back, lose her balance, and flop onto her back with a thunderous crash. Behold, the majesty of a legendary Pokemon.]

[pineneedleseer]

[A-aaaah what. Cue Morty rushing over, but still keeping his distance.]

Ah, I did not mean to scare you...!

[tentatively] ...Are you all right?

[platinumplastic]

[Giratina wiggles and roars in a futile attempt to get up and reassure the little human. She doesn't have much luck with either, so she opts to switch it up a bit.

POOF. Giant worm thing is now a not-very-giant lady thing. She sits up and hides her face in her hands.]

Sorry! I... I'm fine, really! I didn't mean to... I mean, I shouldn't even be here, but I just... I'm not going to hurt you, I promise!

[distortionnoise]

?

[platinumplastic]

[Aw heck, she's been spotted! Play it cool, Giratina, play it cool. Giratina slowly shuffles behind her snowball and huddles down, her neck sticking out awkwardly. This guy doesn't look especially dangerous, but... she's getting a weird vibe off of him.

A legendary kind of vibe.

So after a moment of uncomfortable silence, she ventures a question in Pokespeak:]

Um... are... are you a Pokemon...?

[distortionnoise]

Yes. Actually, I'm Giratina.

...And who are you?

[platinumplastic]

[What.]

Are you... making fun of me...?

[green_arachnid]

[Hello, kind of intimidating creature. There is a green spider hanging from a tree branch of a random tree just watching you roll that big snowball.]

[platinumplastic]

[And Giratina keeps rolling until she takes notice of the cute little spider. Awww. She stops and cranes her neck over to it.]

Um... hello, little Spinarak. I'm not bothering you, am I?

[green_arachnid]

[Spinarak shakes its head, no. It is kind of curious of why you're rolling such a large snowball, though, so it just continues to stare, mostly at the snowball.]

[platinumplastic]

Oh... this?

[She nods her head at the snowball.]

I... well, it's so lovely out here, so I... thought I might make a snowman.

Do you... um... would you like to help?