Comments | sbgdressingroom: what am i even oh god

drshocky in sbgdressingroom

what am i even oh god

Sep 13, 2009 22:52

This is Smash Academy, right? ...Hi. My name's Johnny. I know I might look a little old for it, but I'm going to be a student here. Actually... I heard this is where a lot of soldiers from different military units are coming to finish their high school education. After FOXHOUND disbanded, I decided I might as well do that too. I'll be the first ( Read more... )

for lulz, johnny, oh god what am i doing

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things_go_boom September 14 2009, 05:03:19 UTC

I blew it up.

drshocky September 14 2009, 05:10:13 UTC

What?

Oh... Hahaha. You're joking. [What a weird sense of humour.]

things_go_boom September 14 2009, 05:23:55 UTC

Nope, I did. Ask our janitor.

drshocky September 14 2009, 05:25:47 UTC

...Why would you do something like that?!

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whitedeviljack September 14 2009, 06:02:49 UTC

Wait.. what do you mean FOXHOUND disbanded?

Bathroom is that way. Look out for Lash.

drshocky September 14 2009, 15:43:41 UTC

Yeah... it was a few years ago, actually. You've heard of them?

Thank you. Wait, is Lash that crazy girl who said she blew them up?

whitedeviljack September 14 2009, 16:46:55 UTC

...yeah, I have. [EVERYTHING I'VE KNOWN IS A LIE.] How do you know that?

Yeah, that's her. Good kid but a little crazy with the explosives.

drshocky September 14 2009, 17:33:55 UTC

Oh. I guess you would have, with that one book out there... I was- I was... there when it happened. You know. The whole Shadow Moses thing. As a prisoner! And I overheard - things - when we were rescued. [YEP THIS STORY IS TOTALLY 100% BELIEVABLE AND NOT PULLED OUT OF HIS ASS B|]

They just let her do that here?

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temptedbysnake September 14 2009, 06:06:37 UTC

...FOXHOUND?

drshocky September 14 2009, 15:44:47 UTC

A... military unit. That was in charge of mine. IF I TELL YOU ANY MORE THEY'LL TRY TO ARREST ME AGAIN Funny name, huh?

DAMMIT LASH badasscopters September 14 2009, 16:25:24 UTC

It's ((this direction, that direction down the halls lalala here)).

But 'pparently, looks like I'm gonna hafta'... fix it. *Grrr why does he have to be maintenance technician now.*

Name's Goose. I'm, ehh... usually the pilotin' teacher.

Re: DAMMIT LASH drshocky September 14 2009, 16:38:16 UTC

Usually?

[Oh wow nice hair Goose, mind if I stare at it for a while no of course you don't] Is that natural?

Re: DAMMIT LASH badasscopters September 14 2009, 17:01:23 UTC

Yep. Jobs got switched for now. Weird as hell stuff. (At a place like this, though, ya get used to it!)

*Oh boy he loves when people notice his hair. Who doesn't?* Well, not completely. Gotta shove plenty o' gels into it, but s'worth it.

Re: DAMMIT LASH drshocky September 14 2009, 17:36:40 UTC

How does that even happen?

[STARE STARE] Do you even have a hairline? It just kind of blends right into your shades.

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pitticus September 15 2009, 13:16:25 UTC

Welcome, Johnny! I think you'll find this school to be very interesting.

Also, there are bathrooms everywhere. If the boys room is shut down for some weird reason, I just use the girls'. It's not that different... okay, maybe a little. And make sure no one else is in there too.