Idle Hands

[baphrosia]

I decided to leave the traffic offence fic up to somebody else - but if I did write it, it would be a smutty all-Human with police officer Buffy and bad boy Spike (an inverse-gender twist on a ditzy blonde batting her eyelashes and getting out of the ticket).  I blush too much at writing smut, so maybe somebody else will do it!

Set in S4 after

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[quinara]

Aww, poor Buffy (and Spike) at the end - but this is amazing!! I love it. Bored Spike is so much fun, and these pranks are inspired. :D

ETA: And ha! I love your idea for Traffic Offence fic.

[baphrosia]

Thank you!

I really hope somebody writes the other... I have it half-written in my head, but it's gotta be smutty and I'm not up to that challenge yet!

[rebcake]

The dastardly knave!

However, if Buffy can't read between the lines on that last one (three-way!), then she really has no business detecting evil at all. ;-)

Great fun, sweetie!

[baphrosia]

He's such a troublemaker. The three-way was the result of me thinking 'what would gross Buffy out most'? (The image of Spike-Dru-Angel is coincidentally what would gross me out most!)

Thank you!

[slaymesoftly]

Great fun, with just the right suggestion of what's to come later. A bored Spike is never a safe Spike!

[baphrosia]

Thank you! I love bored Spike!

[shapinglight]

Hee! That was very amusing indeed. I think Spike is in for a world of hurt, though, when they realise what he's been up to.

Which they will. In time.

[baphrosia]

I had more ideas, and then I figured he'd better stop or it wouldn't end well for him... Thanks!

[timeofchange]

Inspired! I love this.

[baphrosia]

Thanks! :)