Asphyxiation: Imminent

[sayvandalay]

The locker room at my gym smells like a whorehouse with a little mildew growing on the walls.  If you know anything about South Jersey, you probably know that the women here tend to....overdo.  With like, everything.

This morning I had just dropped Ethan off at school and waltzed into said locker room at 8:36 am.  I made a sharp left so as to avoid

Comments

[banshee]

I suppose you should be glad you don't have to go into the men's locker room. I imagine it would be like diving headfirst into a vat of Axe body spray.

[igatherspeed]

WHY would anyone spray anything on themselves BEFORE they work out?

[sayvandalay]

My. point. exactly.